[00:02.288]Maya Rudolph: Okay everyone. Welcome to grammar class.
[00:04.171]Today we're learning about semicolons
[00:05.771]Lonely Island: Oh, oh, oh
[00:06.565]Maya Rudolph: Yes, Lonely Island?
[00:07.596]Lonely Island: We use semicolons everyday
[00:09.949]Maya Rudolph: Can you give me an example?
[00:11.558]Lonely Island: Oh, hell yeah
[00:12.870]Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
[00:16.535]My whole team coming clean; shampoo
[00:19.732]These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
[00:22.646]And I'm the motherf*cking monster; cookie
[00:25.845]When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
[00:29.038]Then go home and write about it; blogger
[00:32.499]"Did I do that?"; Urkel
[00:35.674]"Yo Angela, Who's The Boss?"; Merkel
[00:38.865]I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
[00:42.518]Then make you suck a bull’s nut; ox nard
[00:45.929]If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
[00:49.119]A comma and a f*cking dot; semicolon
[00:52.792]Solange: We run these streets; stop lights
[00:55.704]All eyes on me; spot lights
[00:58.910]Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
[01:05.005]Lonely Island: I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
[01:08.732]Your d*ck is lil' like Wayne; Gretzky
[01:11.912]But Gretsky's got a big d*ck; clarification
[01:15.356]Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
[01:18.555]My stomach's getting fat; food
[01:21.472]Leave trash inside my car; rude
[01:24.669]You're acting all mach-i-o; Ralph
[01:27.852]But I'll eat all you cats; Alf
[01:31.036]Solange: We run the game; umpire
[01:34.752]Always chase the night; young squire
[01:38.208]These semicolons are my light inside the dark
[01:44.601]Lonely Island: It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
[01:48.053]Opposite of north, semicolon; south
[01:50.981]Right over your home, semicolon; attic
[01:54.444]Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict
[01:57.879]Solange: We got the game on lock; toy chest
[02:00.803]You're too big for your clothes; boys’ vest
[02:04.262]You know we out of control; no brakes
[02:07.458]Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
[02:10.644]When it comes to punctuation
[02:13.565]You know we're number one
[02:16.754]And to the people of every nation
[02:19.944]Feel the power of the semicolon
[02:24.413]The Lonely Island: Semicolons. We rest our case.
[02:27.071]Maya Rudolph: No actually those are examples of colons. You all get Fs
[02:30.211]The Lonely Island: Wait, what?