Oh, it's another good night for the world's worst bachelor
Can I be a human and somehow not a bad one?
Oh, can it be a possibility for one like me?
If one of ten's a bad one
Can I be antihero?
Every story needs one just like that, like this
Appeal to my better nature
Appeal to my better nature
On university, the cycle is starting again
And I'm feeling low, feeling low
Let me drop out
Oh, is change a real thing, real thing
Oh, is change a
Oh, is change a real thing, real thing
Oh, is change a
Please let it be
Oh, it's another bad night for the world's worst bachelor