The sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow and so am I Workday passes like molasses in wintertime but it's July Gettin' paid by the hour and older by the minute My boss just pushed me over the limit I'd like to call him somethin' but think I'll just call it a day Pour me somethin' tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon and half the night Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay, hey but that's all right I ain't had a day off now in over a year My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here If the phone's for me, you can tell 'em I've just sailed away And pour me somethin' tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere I could pay off my tab Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2 At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder What would Jimmy Buffett do? Funny you should ask, Alan I'd say Pour me somethin' tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care Pour me somethin' tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care He don't care and I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere What time zone am I on? What country am I in? It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere It's always on five in Margarita Ville, come to think of it I heard that You've been there haven't you? Yes, sir I've seen your boat there I've been to Margarita Ville a few times All right, that's good Stumbled my way back Okay just want to make sure You can keep it between the navigational beacons Between the bouys, I got it All right, it's five o'clock Let's go somewhere I'm ready, crank it up Let's get out of here, I'm gone