[00:09.45]Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red.
[00:26.31]Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head.
[00:35.13]But let me tell ya I'm a real big fan,
[00:38.89]of ice fishin' for them aluminum cans.
[00:43.64]I'm just a cold beer drinker,
[00:47.53]check out the callus on pop-top finger.
[00:51.09]Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.
[00:59.16]I'm a killer karaoke country singer,
[01:03.75]top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
[01:08.24]king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
[01:12.62]I'm just a cold beer drinker.
[01:16.18]Monday through 5 o'clock Friday I'm a hard workin' man.
[01:24.32]Responsible, kinda dull, head-down, stick to the plan.
[01:33.14]But all my buddies know me better than that,
[01:36.64]get us all together and we start throwin' 'em back.
[01:41.52]I'm just a cold beer drinker,
[01:45.45]check out the callus on pop-top finger.
[01:49.02]Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.
[01:57.09]I'm a killer karaoke country singer,
[02:01.64]top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
[02:06.14]king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
[02:10.52]I'm just a cold beer drinker,
[02:14.71]I'm just a cold beer drinker.
[02:34.79]As far as I'm concerned, it's the All-American way.
[02:42.91]Twist the top off, just to cap off the day,
[02:48.55]hey hey, hey hey, hey hey.
[02:56.06]I'm just a cold beer drinker,
[02:59.94]check out the callus on pop-top finger.
[03:03.45]Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack rarin' to go.
[03:09.26]Don't you know I'm a killer karaoke country singer,
[03:16.20]top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
[03:20.64]king of the grill and a short putt sinker,
[03:25.02]I'm just a cold beer drinker,
[03:29.14]I'm just a cold beer drinker,
[03:33.27]I'm just a cold beer drinker.
[03:37.59]I'm just a cold beer drinker. Yeah.