[00:00.00] 作曲 : Mac Lethal
[00:01.53]We got another pub anthem
[00:05.97]This song right here, is about makin out with somebody
[00:10.05]And never talkin to them again (laughter)
[00:13.14]And basically, how jealousy is a weak emotion.
[00:16.98]And how it's ruining the world. (That's right)
[00:20.52]Make out with the universe now
[00:22.56]I wanna walk into a bar, find myself a girl
[00:25.68]Introduce myself, tell her that I like her shoes
[00:28.59]Tell her she can buy her own drinks
[00:30.39]I pull her to a dark corner, kiss her and make her heart sink
[00:33.78]It's funny when the thugs with the tattoos think
[00:36.27]That I'm a nerdy ass first base classroom geek
[00:39.06]They walk by me and they don't even speak (word)
[00:41.49]Then they find their girlfriend propped up on the bathroom sink
[00:44.49]She's kissing me
[00:45.51]We feelin the rhythm of slow drums givin delicate kisses with little to no tongue
[00:50.22]It's so fun
[00:51.09]She happily will follow the mirage
[00:53.04]She's warm like a bottle of Shiraz (Goddamn)
[00:56.49]There's something so especially unique about a girl that thinks her boyfriend's jealousy is weak
[01:01.32]So right before he punches me and breaks my nose
[01:03.93]I touch her whole entire body with the makeout rows
[01:06.54](Chorus)
[01:06.69]Cause I'm a makeout bandit
[01:08.34]If you don't understand it
[01:09.84]Keep your little love thing away from me
[01:12.15]Cause I'm a makeout bandit
[01:13.86]If you don't understand it
[01:15.36]Keep your one night stand away from me
[01:17.67]Cause I'm a makeout bandit
[01:19.41]If you don't understand it
[01:20.88]Keep your damn jealousy away from me
[01:23.19]Cause I'm a makeout bandit
[01:24.93]If you don't understand it
[01:26.34]You should probably stay away from me
[01:28.65]She wants to walk into a bar, find herself a boy
[01:31.92]Introduce herself, tell him that she likes his ink
[01:34.71]Tell him she can buy her own drinks
[01:36.72]Pull him to a dark corner, bite his neck and make his heart sink
[01:39.84]Play the harp strings in him, feel the sharp sting lightly
[01:42.72]She got a sweet burn like a Long Beach ice tea
[01:45.75]He feels flattered, he feels like such a bachelor
[01:48.33]He asks for her name, but she says it doesn't matter
[01:50.94]Like "Listen up boy, you're not my boo you're not my king
[01:53.67]Don't say another word you're gonna ruin everything
[01:56.46]I'm just choosin every dream that I've had with my flavor"
[01:59.37]She's a humanitarian, she's not a player (damn)
[02:02.37]She doesn't drink til she can't comprehend
[02:04.74]Therefore she doesn't wake up next to random body skin
[02:07.47]And she'll keep every bobby pin, bracelet, and necklace
[02:10.50]Tells him you will not regret this
[02:12.66]Chorus
[02:34.92]You gotta put away the jealousy and drama, let it go (let it go)
[02:40.32]You gotta put away the guns in your rap songs, let 'em go (let 'em go)
[02:45.84]You gotta swallow that weak-ass anger, let it go (let it go)
[02:51.36]You gotta stop takin life so serious and let it go
[02:54.96](make out with the universe)
[02:57.00]I wanna walk into a venue, find myself Bjork
[03:00.18]Introduce myself, tell her that I like her music
[03:03.09]Ask her if she'll purchase me a car
[03:04.92]Take her outside then I'll kiss her underneath the bright stars
[03:08.28]From shiny Mission West back to Raytown High
[03:10.83]I had to serenade my baby with the K-town vibe
[03:13.62]I hit the switches on the tre pound five
[03:15.69]And make Icelandic love on the playground slide
[03:18.42]Cause I'm the makeout guy
[03:35.64]Chorus