Poor little poofter
Alone in his cell
Spare a Thought for Woofter
His life now a hell
This beutiful Bumboy
Is now doing time
Is burgling Turds
Such a terrible crime
So he gardens uphill
Who are you to judge
Who cares if he's up all night
Packing Fudge
Open your hearts
Open your eyes
Stand proud and tall Daffyd sing to the skies
I'm gay (Get over it)
I'm gay (Get used to it)
Yes, wake up you old Codgers
For I like to hold mens Todgers
I also love mens bottoms
And I'm not affraid to say that
I'm gay
A proper gay
I'm gay (So live with it)
I'm gay (So deal with it.)
I'm a member of Flock
Who prefers a bit of cock
Yes whenever I feel a glum
I think of Nigel Harmen's bum
Beacuse I'm gay
A proper gay
Yes I'll say it loud
I'll sing from the roof
I'm Llandewi Breffi's number 1 Poof
I'm gay (a real life gay)
Did I mention I was gay
I'm gay
Although I'm short and stocky
I'm a first class sausage jockey
I've only got a maggot
But I'm proud to be a Faggot
Yes I'm gay, a big fat gay
He's gay
A homosexual gay
He's gay
A friend of Dora-thay
It's really all that heinous
To gobble on a penis
No I haven't tried it yet
But I planning to one day
Because I'm gay
A proper gay
The only gay