[00:09.000]Poor little poofter
[00:11.000]Alone in his cell
[00:14.000]Spare a Thought for Woofter
[00:17.000]His life now a hell
[00:20.000]This beutiful Bumboy
[00:24.000]Is now doing time
[00:26.000]Is burgling Turds
[00:28.000]Such a terrible crime
[00:32.000]So he gardens uphill
[00:34.000]Who are you to judge
[00:38.000]Who cares if he's up all night
[00:40.000]Packing Fudge
[00:43.000]Open your hearts
[00:46.000]Open your eyes
[00:49.000]Stand proud and tall Daffyd sing to the skies
[00:57.000]I'm gay (Get over it)
[01:01.000]I'm gay (Get used to it)
[01:04.000]Yes, wake up you old Codgers
[01:06.000]For I like to hold mens Todgers
[01:07.000]I also love mens bottoms
[01:09.000]And I'm not affraid to say that
[01:11.000]I'm gay
[01:14.000]A proper gay
[01:17.000]I'm gay (So live with it)
[01:21.000]I'm gay (So deal with it.)
[01:24.000]I'm a member of Flock
[01:25.000]Who prefers a bit of cock
[01:27.000]Yes whenever I feel a glum
[01:29.000]I think of Nigel Harmen's bum
[01:31.000]Beacuse I'm gay
[01:34.000]A proper gay
[01:38.000]Yes I'll say it loud
[01:42.000]I'll sing from the roof
[01:45.000]I'm Llandewi Breffi's number 1 Poof
[01:59.000]I'm gay (a real life gay)
[02:03.000]Did I mention I was gay
[02:03.000]I'm gay
[02:07.000]Although I'm short and stocky
[02:08.000]I'm a first class sausage jockey
[02:10.000]I've only got a maggot
[02:11.000]But I'm proud to be a Faggot
[02:13.000]Yes I'm gay, a big fat gay
[02:20.000]He's gay
[02:22.000]A homosexual gay
[02:24.000]He's gay
[02:26.000]A friend of Dora-thay
[02:27.000]It's really all that heinous
[02:29.000]To gobble on a penis
[02:31.000]No I haven't tried it yet
[02:33.000]But I planning to one day
[02:34.000]Because I'm gay
[02:41.000]A proper gay
[02:44.000]The only gay