[00:03.935]I wish that your headaches would subside, my friend
[00:07.689]And that your healing isn't just a case of double contact lens
[00:11.679]I've got my name down for table at the Jambi Cafe
[00:15.202]So I can "Meka Leka Hiney Ho" all of your pain away
[00:20.176]And I am outside D's Variety; I'm up on the brick wall
[00:26.932]And it's the first time that this tongue of mine has licked a fireball
[00:36.686]I close my eyes and feel the burn and say "Yeah, bring it on"
[00:45.185]I feel weak, but I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm strong
[00:52.434]I feel weak, but I'm trying to prove to myself that I'm strong
[01:02.699]I heard you ate shit at the skate ramp
[01:05.186]Two left feet watering a face plant
[01:06.928]Ah dude, you know that "skate or die" is just a term
[01:09.676]The latter half is fully independent of the first
[01:11.445]Still I get it you were curbside, sentenced to observe
[01:13.683]From the low-risk prison of a sedentary perch
[01:15.440]All jittery, vault triggering your inner tomboy
[01:17.948]Timidly slipping into the military convoy, dang
[01:20.189]Lose trucks aim for the fun box
[01:22.938]Juiced up, cruising over urethane gum drops
[01:24.434]You hit the kicker warp speed yelling "Punk rock!"
[01:27.196]Turns out plywood's not a fan of tough talk, oof
[01:29.196]Cued up a slow-mo heave-ho
[01:31.443]Everybody staring at the airborne freak show
[01:33.431]Scraped knees and a very bruised ego
[01:35.428]You're a good kid just a goofy Knievel
[01:37.682]The good news is it really doesn't matter
[01:39.683]The other good news is an apple Jolly Rancher
[01:41.939]And it won't heal wounds but it will heal moods
[01:44.196]And it's sweet and it's sour and it's green and it rules
[01:46.189]Can't do much so the cut won't sting
[01:48.430]But you can make a couple taste buds go z-z-z-zing
[01:50.680]Can't do much so the cut won't sting
[01:57.190]But you can make a couple taste buds go ziga-ziga-zing
[02:01.942][Verse 3: Kimya Dawson & Both]
[02:03.194]If you got bit by a viper from the Amazon
[02:07.187]I would sneak my dad's X-acto and cut X's in your arms
[02:11.434]And I would suck out all the venom causing chaos and confusion
[02:15.935]And replace that shit with a Swiss Miss and Ovaltine transfusion
[02:20.433]And I'm on the stoop at Joe's and I am just a little kid
[02:28.702]And it's the first time that this tongue of mine gives a blue Raz a lick
[02:37.440]And all that I can say is "Holy shit, guys what is this?"
[02:45.686]What could I have done to deserve such awesomeness?
[02:53.928]What could I have done to deserve such awesomeness?