[00:00.00] 作词 : Elliot Adam Brett
[00:00.01] 作曲 : Elliot Adam Brett
[00:00.03]A lesson
[00:00.87]In how to be successful
[00:02.61]To get a good profession
[00:04.50]With financial protection
[00:06.42]Avoid the next recession
[00:08.31]And get your parents blessing
[00:10.14]And that nice flat in Hendon
[00:11.91]Make it your new obsession
[00:14.01]First
[00:14.49]Go to uni
[00:15.66]And then you write a CV
[00:17.49]Apply for jobs in TV
[00:19.11]Media and advertising
[00:21.51]And always emphasising
[00:22.92]Your love for filing
[00:24.18]Modernising and entreprenising
[00:26.46]Your in luck, son
[00:27.12]Turns out we’re hiring
[00:33.36]Oh!
[00:33.39]80.96 years on average
[00:34.35]A time you’ve got to manage
[00:36.03]Before it goes
[00:42.54]Oh!
[00:42.57]And on with the show
[00:58.83]Now meet a girl
[00:59.97]And she’s your whole world
[01:02.01]So buy her a pearl
[01:03.36]Necklace and then propose
[01:05.55]And then have a kid
[01:07.38]And second and then a third
[01:09.39]Two boys and a girl
[01:11.01]Ruby, Alex and Curt
[01:12.78]Now Ruby goes to uni
[01:14.97]Then Alex goes to uni
[01:16.53]Then Curt does an art foundation
[01:18.84]And then goes to uni
[01:20.22]Now Ruby’s feeling broody
[01:21.84]Meets a boy and gets producing
[01:23.88]A nice set of grandchildren
[01:31.59]Robbie, Bethan and Susan
[01:32.43]Oh!
[01:32.46]80.96 years on average
[01:33.51]Your life
[01:34.17]It’s gone
[01:34.65]It’s vanished
[01:35.40]What can you show?
[01:36.27]From years and years and years ago?
[01:43.29]Your life feels wasted
[01:45.12]Your kids? Vacated
[01:47.07]Your family home
[01:48.45]You should have faced it years and years ago
[01:51.54]Cause now it’s the end of the show
[02:28.47]So my lesson?
[02:28.74]On how to be successful?
[02:30.69]It won’t get a mention
[02:32.07]When you’re old and grey and mental
[02:33.90]Forget about professions
[02:35.79]Forgot the flat in Hendon
[02:37.44]Cause when you’re on your deathbed
[02:39.42]Give it a **** successful