[ti:Last Great American Whale ] [ar:Lou Reed] [al:] [00:00.00]They say he didn't have an enemy [00:03.96]His was a greatness to behold [00:08.91]He was the last surviving progeny [00:11.50]The last one on this side of the world [00:16.94]He measured a half mile from tip to tail [00:19.16]Silver and black with powerful fins [00:26.27]They say he could split a mountain in two [00:28.29]That's how we got the Grand Canyon [00:33.46]Last great American whale [00:37.46]Last great American whale [00:41.19]Last great American whale [00:45.26]Last great American whale [00:50.22]Some say they saw him at the Great Lakes [00:52.90]Some say they saw him off of Florida [00:57.39]My mother said she saw him in Chinatown [01:00.83]But you can't always trust your mother [01:06.15]Off the Carolinas, the sun shines brightly in the day [01:09.86]The lighthouse glows ghostly there at night [01:14.27]The chief of a local tribe had killed a racist mayor's son [01:18.04]He'd been on death row since 1958 [01:22.60]The mayor's kid was a rowdy pig [01:25.18]Spit on Indians and lots worse [01:30.56]The old chief buried a hatchet in his head [01:33.98]Life compared to death for him seemed worse [01:39.01]The tribal brothers gathered in the lighthouse to sing [01:43.07]And tried to conjure up a storm or rain [01:46.99]The harbor parted, the great whale sprang full up [01:50.98]And caused a huge tidal wave [01:55.10]The wave crushed the jail and freed the chief [01:59.05]The tribe let out a roar [02:03.12]The whites were drowned, the browns and reds set free [02:06.90]But sadly one thing more [02:11.77]Some local yokel member of the NRA [02:15.06]Kept a bazooka in his living room [02:19.99]And thinking he had the chief in his sights [02:22.88]Blew the whale's brains out with a lead harpoon [02:27.85]Last great American whale [02:31.35]Last great American whale [02:35.83]Last great American whale [02:39.59]Last great American whale [02:44.12]Well, Americans don't care for much of anything [02:47.26]Land and water, the least [02:52.19]And animal life is low on the totem pole [02:55.98]With human life not worth more than infected yeast [03:00.81]Americans don't care too much for beauty [03:03.78]They'll shit in a river, dump battery acid in a stream [03:08.24]They'll watch dead rats wash up on the beach [03:12.05]Complain if they can't swim [03:17.05]They say things are done for the majority [03:20.52]Don't believe half of what you see and none of what you hear [03:25.49]It's like what my painter friend Donald said to me [03:28.42]"Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done"