Well, if you crave for romance I will show up bearing flowers And if you need a good listener I can hear you talk for hours If you’ve need of something stronger Well, I will be your man And if you want somebody just to make the effort I’ll do everything I can Well, just don’t go pinning all your hopes down on me ‘Cause I can make you pretty promise, girl But that’s no guarantee ‘Cause I’m no perfect soul These days I’m rolling out of control But all I know to be true Is I got good intentions for you So if you need a cleaner Well, I’ll take out the trash And if you’re short of money, girl Well, I can spare a little cash And if cannot hold your liquour Oh, honey, I’ll hold back your hair If all you need is some distraction, girl