My bathing suit is drying on the porch My mother is crying upstairs It's Batman you're bad man And all I want is my Jessica My Jessica my Jessican Mein hessikan Mein hessikaner Mine mine mine mine mine mine You can let me off with a leash I won't come near I won't come near Teach me to bark teach me to speak I won't come near I won't come near Some girls – they call the shots Other girls might call your schatz But Jessica you're the girl and I love you lots I love your locks and your looks and your legs And my physical looms on the schedule I wanna be healthy for you I hope it's not bad and you're badman Cause all I want is my Jessica Mi Jessica Mi necessito quantassica My needs are calling out tonight my Jessica Mine Jessica Mine Jessica You can let me off with a leash I won't come near I won't come near Teach me to burn teach me to speak I won't come near I won't come near Some girls – they call the shots Other girls might call your schatz But Jessica you're the girl and I love you lots I love your locks and your looks and your legs Teach me to burn teach me to speak I won't come near I won't come near Some girls – they call the shots Other girls might call your shots But Jessica you're the girl and I love you lots End