[00:19.04]Small town southern California
[00:21.76]Pretty people but I gotta warn ya
[00:24.14]They're country as it gets
[00:28.66]Divorce everybodys cheating
[00:31.03]Rehab everybodys drinking
[00:33.09]Welcome to the Wild Wild West
[00:36.53]They call it Hollywood
[00:39.17]It's not far from Dollywood
[00:41.34]Just small towns with a different name
[00:46.82]Dysfunctions dysfunction
[00:48.44]No matter what state you come from
[00:50.65]It might as well be one and the same
[00:55.46]If we said our lives through music
[00:57.92]From here and now on
[01:00.08]And everybody sang along
[01:04.24]We'd sing a country song oh a country song
[01:08.72]We'd be singing a country song
[01:14.30]Tiny dogs and little bitty purses
[01:16.51]Cosmos everybody nurses
[01:19.08]They get as trashed as we do oh oh
[01:23.84]Four kids different baby daddy
[01:25.79]Just hum caught him with a fatty
[01:28.05]That goes down in our town too
[01:31.25]They call it Hollywood
[01:34.02]It's not far from Dollywood
[01:36.28]Just small towns with a different name
[01:40.36]Dysfunctions dysfunction
[01:43.31]No matter what state you come from
[01:45.82]It might as well be one and the same
[01:49.84]If we said our lives through music
[01:52.90]From here and now on
[01:55.13]And everybody sang along
[01:59.30]We'd sing a country song oh a country song
[02:03.71]We'd be singing a country song
[02:08.13]Yeah it's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
[02:13.56]It's one big reality show
[02:17.85]Oh yeah it's back to the woods
[02:20.64]All the same no matter how you dress
[02:22.77]What you drive or who you know
[02:25.09]We're all stars in this Springer show
[02:27.36]There's silicone and breastaline
[02:29.52]Blowing up and getting thin
[02:31.86]That's what you get when you set foot in
[02:36.78]Hollywood
[02:38.34]It's not far from Dollywood
[02:40.87]Just small towns with a different name
[02:45.75]Dysfunctions dysfunction
[02:47.25]No matter what state you come from
[02:50.23]It might as well be one and the same
[02:54.84]If we said our lives through music
[02:57.20]From here and now on
[02:59.73]And everybody sang along
[03:03.74]We'd sing a country song oh a country song
[03:08.22]We'd be singing a country song
[03:12.50]It's backwoods all the way to Hollywood
[03:17.66]It's one big reality show
[03:22.58]It's back to the woods
[03:24.80]We're all the same no matter how you dress
[03:31.27]We'd sing a country song oh a country song
[03:36.22]We'd be singing a country song