I'm puttin' on pearls I'm puttin' on pumps got a little lace apron on me Gonna make you stop gonna make you wanna watch me do the laundry Gonna put some fun back in this ho-hum honey Gonna be so hot you'll think it oughta cost you money You ain't gonna wanna leave home 'cause I've got it goin' on I will be most anything you want I'll be your laughter I'll be your drama I'll be your best friend I'll be your lover You can be my baby any time you wanna But I ain't your mama No I ain't your mama I won't make your rules I won't wipe your nose I ain't gonna check up on ya Stay out all night long as that sunlight don't end up tellin' on ya I won't be your boss I won't be the bad cop baby But I'll be the one you just wanna love like crazy 'Cause I'll do all those things that make you wanna sing I'll say your name make you wanna do the same I'll be your laughter I'll be your drama I'll be your best friend I'll be your lover You can be my baby any time you wanna But I ain't your mama No I ain't your mama Oh come on honey You ain't gonna wanna leave home 'cause I've got it goin' on I will be most anything you want I'll be your laughter I'll be your drama I'll be your best friend I'll be your lover You can be my baby any time you wanna But I ain't your mama No I ain't your mama I'll be your best friend I'll be your lover You can be my baby any time you wanna But I ain't your mama No I ain't your mama