[00:00.09]Harold:
[00:01.05]No wide-eyed, eager
[00:02.19]Wholesome innocent Sunday school teacher for me
[00:04.74]That kinda girl spins webs no spider ever- -
[00:07.83]Listen, boy --
[00:08.82]A girl who trades on all that purity
[00:11.10]Merely wants to trade my independence for her security
[00:14.52]The only affirmative she will file
[00:16.68]Refers to marching down the aisle
[00:18.81]No golden, glorious, gleaming pristine goddess--
[00:22.29]No sir!
[00:23.22]For no Diana do I play faun
[00:25.53]I can tell you that right now
[00:27.60]I snarl, I hiss: How can ignorance be compared to bliss?
[00:32.16]I spark, I fizz  for the lady who knows what time it is
[00:36.72]I cheer, I rave  for the virtue  I'm too late to save
[00:41.85]The sadder-but-wiser girl for me
[00:52.59]No bright- eyed, blushing, breathless baby-doll baby
[00:56.25]Not for me
[00:56.79]That kinda child ties knots  no sailor  ever knew
[01:01.62]I prefer to take a chance  on a more adult romance
[01:06.15]No dewy young miss
[01:07.35]Who keeps resisting  all the time she keeps insisting!
[01:11.25]No wide- eyed, wholesome  innocent female
[01:14.13]No sir
[01:15.06]Why, she's the fisherman, I'm the fish you see?--PLOP!
[01:19.53]I flinch, I shy, when the lass with the delicate air goes by
[01:24.24]I smile, I grin, when the gal with a touch of sin walks in
[01:28.71]I hope, and I pray, for a Hester to win just one more "A"
[01:33.84]The sadder-but-wiser girl's the girl for me
[01:37.77]The sadder-but-wiser girl for me