[00:05.61]I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew and never wished for turkey
[00:11.40]As I hitched and hiked and grifted too, from Maine to Albuquerque
[00:17.37]Alas I missed the Beaux  Arts Ball  and what is twice as sad
[00:26.16]I was never at a party where they  honored  Noel Ca-ad
[00:34.65]But social circles spin too fast for me
[00:40.74]My hobohemia is the place  to be
[00:49.35]I get too hungry for dinner at  eight
[00:54.96]I like the theater, but never come late
[01:00.69]I never bother with people I hate
[01:06.51]That's why the lady is a tramp
[01:12.24]I don't like crap games with barons and  earls
[01:17.97]Won't go to Harlem  in ermine and pearls
[01:23.79]Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls
[01:29.61]That's why the lady is a tramp
[01:33.93]I like the free, fresh  wind in my hair
[01:41.31]Life without care
[01:44.25]I'm broke, it's oke
[01:47.31]Hate California, it's cold and it's damp
[01:53.22]That's why the lady is a tramp
[01:59.13]I go to Coney, the beach is divine
[02:04.98]I go to ballgames, the bleachers are fine
[02:10.83]I follow Winchell  and read every line
[02:16.71]That's why the lady is a tramp
[02:22.59]I like a prizefight that isn't a fake
[02:28.44]I love the rowing on Central Park lake
[02:34.32]I go to Opera  and stay wide awake
[02:40.20]That's why the lady is a tramp
[02:44.64]I like the green grass  under my shoes
[02:51.87]What can I lose, I'm flat, that's that
[02:58.20]I'm alone when I lower my lamp
[03:04.23]That's why the lady  is a  tramp