This song falls in the category of
Those songs where protagonists
feel sorry for themselves
Except I'm not the protagonist
I am the antagonist
Who messes everything up!
"The clouds above cast a gloom of fear and dread,
But we shall overcome the obstacles ahead!"
It's just so I'm no protagonist
I am the antagonist
Who messes everything up!
messes everything up! messes everything up!
And I, wouldn't you like to know?
Yes I, oh wouldn't you like,
wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like to know?
wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like,
wouldn't you like to know?
wouldn't you like to know?
oh wouldn't you like to know?
Look at him and his woes,
as he hangs his head so low
His companions by his side,
I have a gloomy crow
I admit I envy the protagonist
But I am the antagonist
Who messes everything up!
So I plot and I scheme in every way I can
To obstruct the protagonist
from getting to the end
Alas, I'm not the protagonist
I am the antagonist

Who messes everything up!
messes everything up! messes everything up!
And I, nobody wants to know…
Yes I, oh nobody wants,
nobody wants, nobody wants to know

nobody wants, nobody wants, nobody wants to know
nobody wants to know nobody wants to know
Yes I, wouldn't you like to know?
Yes I, oh wouldn't you like,
wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like to know
wouldn't you like, wouldn't you like,
wouldn't you like to know

wouldn't you like to know
wouldn't you like to know?
wouldn't you like to know?
wouldn't you like to know?