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Song 八戒心声
Artist 辽东笑笑生
Album 辽东笑笑生作品集

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作曲 : 辽东笑笑生
[00:01.00] 作词 : 辽东笑笑生
[00:03.240] (intro) 今晚的月光很嚣张,照得我心里发了狂
[00:11.110] 看着窗上的大老蟑,思绪又回到了高老庄
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[00:38.380] 俺本是天上的大元帅,正式名称叫天蓬
[00:43.800] 小伙当年也帅呆,风流潇洒人人爱
[00:47.940] 老鼠爱大米,美人爱英雄,
[00:50.340] 有种事情注定要发生
[00:52.940] 以为嫦娥是我真爱,没想到不久生祸害
[00:57.450] 为给玉帝当二奶,她一记飞脚把我踹
[01:02.310] 玉帝你风流我不怪,因为王母她纯属一老太
[01:07.140] 可你不该为自己,昧着良心把我害
[01:11.950] 统一思想团结在你周围,你这核心不搞特殊化行不行?
[01:16.789] 满天神佛都是独身,怎么就许你在那里玩浪漫纯真?
[01:21.400] 你自己玩还不让别人把手伸,说你太狗一点不失真!
[01:26.470] 嫦娥你也太卑鄙,诬陷我就为保全你自己
[01:31.330] 用完我就把我抛弃,还在大众面前眼泪哗哗地
[01:35.960] 我说你也不是芙蓉姐,为啥要这么作践你自己?!!
[01:40.670] 结果我被开出神仙党,公审下放到高老庄
[01:45.350] 遇到了乡长的漂亮女儿,她是一个好姑娘
[01:50.450] 她不懂浪漫但有好心肠,体贴关怀没商量
[01:55.130] 一亩地两头牛,老婆孩子热炕头
[01:57.740] 这日子过得甜如蜜,可惜他爹不愿意!
[02:00.200] 嫌我手里没财产
[02:02.190] 非让他女儿去嫁大款
[02:04.970] 碰上了考察团长唐三藏,好姻缘就被他们强行埋葬!
[02:08.728] 碰上了考察团长唐三藏,好姻缘就被他们强行埋葬!
[02:14.200] 我不要得道成佛,我只想自由生活
[02:17.350] 我不要修成正果,我只要真实自我
[02:18.770] 我不要得道成佛,我只想自由生活
[02:21.560] 我不要修成正果,我只要真实自我
[02:23.960] 我不想当英雄也不想当楷模,我只想当个真正的人!!!!!!!
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[02:47.230] 说起这个孙悟空,他一天到晚牛哄哄
[02:52.710] 自认是泰山顶上一青松,实际不过是黄土垄上一根干巴葱
[02:57.390] 仗着自己出过国,当个海归还兴冲冲
[03:02.390] 现在海归都成了海待,我看你怎么逍遥自在??
[03:06.950] 你念过洋书能咋地?不懂规矩还是白费地
[03:11.950] 你能耐再大再受累,也要先来个论资和排辈
[03:16.540] 你想打破规矩还想另立中央,结果自然是整你没商量
[03:21.520] 还有沙僧这老实混蛋,全心全意任人使唤
[03:26.110] 你本在政府干保安,充其量算是个公务员
[03:30.829] 你起早摸黑没命干,是一心一意想提干
[03:35.920] 结果因为犯个小错误,就被整得靠边站
[03:40.650] 以为你这木头脑袋能开窍,谁知道你还是一声也不叫
[03:45.480] 不叫的孩子没糖吃,难道连这你也不知道!!
[03:50.150] 象你这种大傻冒,领导把你卖了你还帮着数钞票!!
[03:54.930] 最虚伪的要数唐三藏,天下数你最会装
[03:59.900] 你本加入神仙党,因忽视领导发言被下放
[04:04.770] 下放你还不忘装,花言巧语忽悠唐王
[04:09.530] 说要加强道德建设稳固思想武装
[04:12.110] 其实是借出国考察旅游观光
[04:14.480] 一路走来一路煽情,煽得妖精们都以为抓到朱军倪萍
[04:19.230] 你在我们面前拿腔作调,你在观音面前强颜欢笑
[04:24.190] 你看孙猴子有能力你眼气,你看沙僧没能力你发脾气
[04:28.610] 你说要为百姓求真经,我看最缺修行是你自己
[04:33.560] 最可笑是龙王三太子,没想到小衙内你也来装蒜
[04:38.380] 从前仗着你爹是高干,你是什么坏事都敢干
[04:43.200] 家有多大产,你有多大胆
[04:45.450] 吃喝嫖赌抽,坑蒙拐骗偷
[04:47.880] 大唐闹够了还要去欧洲,最后又来了一次全球泡妞
[04:52.670] 多行不义必自毙,你泡妞泡成纵火犯
[04:57.540] 不过高干到底是高干,组织上也不想让你爹太难看
[05:02.400] 你这罪行本该问斩,结果仅仅是罚你把出租干
[05:07.190] 避避风声你休息几年,风平浪静之后还是阳光灿烂
[05:12.600] 你爹总让别人注意影响,其实最烂就是你们这帮太子党!!
[05:17.300] 你爹总让别人注意影响,其实最烂就是你们这帮太子党!!
[05:21.540] 你们都是流氓,你们都是混蛋
[05:23.800] 你们都是思想的强奸犯
[05:26.470] 你们都是流氓,你们都是混蛋
[05:28.910] 你们都是思想的强奸犯
[05:31.150] 我不想当英雄也不想当楷模,我不象你们那样虚伪地活!
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[05:55.180] 看着你们这一群S.O.B【son of bitch】,俺老猪心里又笑又生气
[05:59.580] 老猪傻吃呆睡干活总是消极地
[06:02.330] 那是因为俺心里是明白地
[06:04.650] 这世道讲辈份不讲勤奋,这世道讲关系不讲实力
[06:09.680] 我只要把老和尚拍得满意,就算孙悟空也拿我没脾气
[06:14.130] 最后到了西天我也算出了力
[06:16.530] 等到论功行赏我也说得过去
[06:19.800] 我馋我懒我色眯眯,但至少不象你们那样虚伪加卑鄙
[06:23.790] 你们满嘴仁义道德其实都在争权夺利
[06:26.440] 正常的神变成懒惰的猪是这个世道造成滴 !
[06:28.540] 满天神佛其实都是狗娘养
[06:31.120] 你们自己腐化堕落还让百姓坚持信仰
[06:33.400] 什么关怀体贴,什么和谐仙界
[06:35.850] 什么生活甜如蜜,我看纯属放屁!!
[06:38.340] 什么关怀体贴,什么和谐仙界
[06:40.680] 什么生活甜如蜜,我看纯属放屁!!
[06:43.520] 就是这样完美社会,幸福地让我彻底心碎
[06:45.570] 就是这样完美生活,幸福地让我满身蹉跎
[06:47.970] 就是这样完美社会,幸福地让我彻底心碎
[06:50.440] 就是这样完美生活,幸福地让我满身蹉跎
[06:53.130] 大家都玩虚伪大家都玩卑鄙
[06:55.370] 大家都玩天兵天将糊弄神仙党!!
[06:57.760] 大家都玩虚伪大家都玩卑鄙
[07:00.900] 大家都玩天兵天将糊弄神仙党!!
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[07:03.350] 你们一个个神仙面孔 满嘴仁义道德
[07:07.240] 其实都是魔鬼心肠 一肚子男盗女娼
[07:10.420] 还有资格笑俺老猪 你们才是笑话
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Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng
[00:01.00] zuò cí : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng
[00:03.240] intro jīn wǎn de yuè guāng hěn xiāo zhāng, zhào de wǒ xīn lǐ fā le kuáng
[00:11.110] kàn zhe chuāng shàng de dà lǎo zhāng, sī xù yòu huí dào le gāo lǎo zhuāng
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[00:38.380] ǎn běn shì tiān shàng de dà yuán shuài, zhèng shì míng chēng jiào tiān péng
[00:43.800] xiǎo huǒ dāng nián yě shuài dāi, fēng liú xiāo sǎ rén rén ài
[00:47.940] lǎo shǔ ài dà mǐ, měi rén ài yīng xióng,
[00:50.340] yǒu zhǒng shì qíng zhù dìng yào fā shēng
[00:52.940] yǐ wéi cháng é shì wǒ zhēn ài, méi xiǎng dào bù jiǔ shēng huò hài
[00:57.450] wèi gěi yù dì dāng èr nǎi, tā yī jì fēi jiǎo bǎ wǒ chuài
[01:02.310] yù dì nǐ fēng liú wǒ bù guài, yīn wèi wáng mǔ tā chún shǔ yī lǎo tài
[01:07.140] kě nǐ bù gāi wèi zì jǐ, mèi zhe liáng xīn bǎ wǒ hài
[01:11.950] tǒng yī sī xiǎng tuán jié zài nǐ zhōu wéi, nǐ zhè hé xīn bù gǎo tè shū huà xíng bù xíng?
[01:16.789] mǎn tiān shén fó dōu shì dú shēn, zěn me jiù xǔ nǐ zài nà li wán làng màn chún zhēn?
[01:21.400] nǐ zì jǐ wán hái bù ràng bié rén bǎ shǒu shēn, shuō nǐ tài gǒu yì diǎn bù shī zhēn!
[01:26.470] cháng é nǐ yě tài bēi bǐ, wū xiàn wǒ jiù wèi bǎo quán nǐ zì jǐ
[01:31.330] yòng wán wǒ jiù bǎ wǒ pāo qì, hái zài dà zhòng miàn qián yǎn lèi huā huā dì
[01:35.960] wǒ shuō nǐ yě bú shì fú róng jiě, wèi shà yào zhè me zuó jiàn nǐ zì jǐ?!!
[01:40.670] jié guǒ wǒ bèi kāi chū shén xiān dǎng, gōng shěn xià fàng dào gāo lǎo zhuāng
[01:45.350] yù dào le xiāng cháng de piào liàng nǚ ér, tā shì yí gè hǎo gū niáng
[01:50.450] tā bù dǒng làng màn dàn yǒu hǎo xīn cháng, tǐ tiē guān huái méi shāng liáng
[01:55.130] yī mǔ dì liǎng tóu niú, lǎo pó hái zi rè kàng tóu
[01:57.740] zhè rì zi guò de tián rú mì, kě xī tā diē bù yuàn yì!
[02:00.200] xián wǒ shǒu lǐ méi cái chǎn
[02:02.190] fēi ràng tā nǚ ér qù jià dà kuǎn
[02:04.970] pèng shàng le kǎo chá tuán zhǎng táng sān zàng, hǎo yīn yuán jiù bèi tā men qiáng xíng mái zàng!
[02:08.728] pèng shàng le kǎo chá tuán zhǎng táng sān zàng, hǎo yīn yuán jiù bèi tā men qiáng xíng mái zàng!
[02:14.200] wǒ bú yào dé dào chéng fó, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zì yóu shēng huó
[02:17.350] wǒ bú yào xiū chéng zhèng guǒ, wǒ zhǐ yào zhēn shí zì wǒ
[02:18.770] wǒ bú yào dé dào chéng fó, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zì yóu shēng huó
[02:21.560] wǒ bú yào xiū chéng zhèng guǒ, wǒ zhǐ yào zhēn shí zì wǒ
[02:23.960] wǒ bù xiǎng dāng yīng xióng yě bù xiǎng dāng kǎi mó, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng dāng gè zhēn zhèng de rén!!!!!!!
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[02:47.230] shuō qǐ zhè gè sūn wù kōng, tā yì tiān dào wǎn niú hǒng hǒng
[02:52.710] zì rèn shì tài shān dǐng shàng yī qīng sōng, shí jì bù guò shì huáng tǔ lǒng shàng yī gēn gān bā cōng
[02:57.390] zhàng zhe zì jǐ chū guò guó, dāng gè hǎi guī huán xīng chōng chōng
[03:02.390] xiàn zài hǎi guī dōu chéng le hǎi dài, wǒ kàn nǐ zěn me xiāo yáo zì zài??
[03:06.950] nǐ niàn guò yáng shū néng zǎ dì? bù dǒng guī jǔ hái shì bái fèi dì
[03:11.950] nǐ néng nài zài dà zài shòu lěi, yě yào xiān lái gè lùn zī hé pái bèi
[03:16.540] nǐ xiǎng dǎ pò guī jǔ hái xiǎng lìng lì zhōng yāng, jié guǒ zì rán shì zhěng nǐ méi shāng liáng
[03:21.520] hái yǒu shā sēng zhè lǎo shí hún dàn, quán xīn quán yì rèn rén shǐ huàn
[03:26.110] nǐ běn zài zhèng fǔ gàn bǎo ān, chōng qí liàng suàn shì gè gōng wù yuán
[03:30.829] nǐ qǐ zǎo mō hēi méi mìng gàn, shì yī xīn yī yì xiǎng tí gàn
[03:35.920] jié guǒ yīn wèi fàn gè xiǎo cuò wù, jiù bèi zhěng de kào biān zhàn
[03:40.650] yǐ wéi nǐ zhè mù tou nǎo dài néng kāi qiào, shéi zhī dào nǐ hái shì yī shēng yě bù jiào
[03:45.480] bù jiào de hái zi méi táng chī, nán dào lián zhè nǐ yě bù zhī dào!!
[03:50.150] xiàng nǐ zhè zhǒng dà shǎ mào, lǐng dǎo bǎ nǐ mài le nǐ hái bāng zhāo shù chāo piào!!
[03:54.930] zuì xū wěi de yào shù táng sān zàng, tiān xià shù nǐ zuì huì zhuāng
[03:59.900] nǐ běn jiā rù shén xiān dǎng, yīn hū shì lǐng dǎo fā yán bèi xià fàng
[04:04.770] xià fàng nǐ hái bù wàng zhuāng, huā yán qiǎo yǔ hū yōu táng wáng
[04:09.530] shuō yào jiā qiáng dào dé jiàn shè wěn gù sī xiǎng wǔ zhuāng
[04:12.110] qí shí shì jiè chū guó kǎo chá lǚ yóu guān guāng
[04:14.480] yí lù zǒu lái yí lù shān qíng, shān dé yāo jīng men dōu yǐ wéi zhuā dào zhū jūn ní píng
[04:19.230] nǐ zài wǒ men miàn qián ná qiāng zuò diào, nǐ zài guān yīn miàn qián qiǎng yán huān xiào
[04:24.190] nǐ kàn sūn hóu zi yǒu néng lì nǐ yǎn qì, nǐ kàn shā sēng méi néng lì nǐ fā pí qì
[04:28.610] nǐ shuō yào wèi bǎi xìng qiú zhēn jīng, wǒ kàn zuì quē xiū xíng shì nǐ zì jǐ
[04:33.560] zuì kě xiào shì lóng wáng sān tài zǐ, méi xiǎng dào xiǎo yá nèi nǐ yě lái zhuāng suàn
[04:38.380] cóng qián zhàng zhe nǐ diē shì gāo gàn, nǐ shì shén me huài shì dōu gǎn gàn
[04:43.200] jiā yǒu duō dà chǎn, nǐ yǒu duō dà dǎn
[04:45.450] chī hē piáo dǔ chōu, kēng méng guǎi piàn tōu
[04:47.880] dà táng nào gòu le hái yào qù ōu zhōu, zuì hòu yòu lái le yī cì quán qiú pào niū
[04:52.670] duō xíng bú yì bì zì bì, nǐ pào niū pào chéng zòng huǒ fàn
[04:57.540] bù guò gāo gàn dào dǐ shì gāo gàn, zǔ zhī shàng yě bù xiǎng ràng nǐ diē tài nán kàn
[05:02.400] nǐ zhè zuì xíng běn gāi wèn zhǎn, jié guǒ jǐn jǐn shì fá nǐ bǎ chū zū gàn
[05:07.190] bì bì fēng shēng nǐ xiū xī jǐ nián, fēng píng làng jìng zhī hòu hái shì yáng guāng càn làn
[05:12.600] nǐ diē zǒng ràng bié rén zhù yì yǐng xiǎng, qí shí zuì làn jiù shì nǐ men zhè bāng tài zǐ dǎng!!
[05:17.300] nǐ diē zǒng ràng bié rén zhù yì yǐng xiǎng, qí shí zuì làn jiù shì nǐ men zhè bāng tài zǐ dǎng!!
[05:21.540] nǐ men dōu shì liú máng, nǐ men dōu shì hún dàn
[05:23.800] nǐ men dōu shì sī xiǎng de qiáng jiān fàn
[05:26.470] nǐ men dōu shì liú máng, nǐ men dōu shì hún dàn
[05:28.910] nǐ men dōu shì sī xiǎng de qiáng jiān fàn
[05:31.150] wǒ bù xiǎng dāng yīng xióng yě bù xiǎng dāng kǎi mó, wǒ bù xiàng nǐ men nà yàng xū wěi dì huó!
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[05:55.180] kàn zhe nǐ men zhè yī qún S. O. B son of bitch, ǎn lǎo zhū xīn lǐ yòu xiào yòu shēng qì
[05:59.580] lǎo zhū shǎ chī dāi shuì gàn huó zǒng shì xiāo jí dì
[06:02.330] nà shi yīn wèi ǎn xīn lǐ shì míng bái dì
[06:04.650] zhè shì dào jiǎng bèi fèn bù jiǎng qín fèn, zhè shì dào jiǎng guān xì bù jiǎng shí lì
[06:09.680] wǒ zhǐ yào bǎ lǎo hé shàng pāi dé mǎn yì, jiù suàn sūn wù kōng yě ná wǒ méi pí qì
[06:14.130] zuì hòu dào le xī tiān wǒ yě suàn chū le lì
[06:16.530] děng dào lùn gōng xíng shǎng wǒ yě shuō de guò qù
[06:19.800] wǒ chán wǒ lǎn wǒ sè mī mī, dàn zhì shǎo bù xiàng nǐ men nà yàng xū wěi jiā bēi bǐ
[06:23.790] nǐ men mǎn zuǐ rén yì dào dé qí shí dōu zài zhēng quán duó lì
[06:26.440] zhèng cháng de shén biàn chéng lǎn duò de zhū shì zhè gè shì dào zào chéng dī !
[06:28.540] mǎn tiān shén fó qí shí dōu shì gǒu niáng yǎng
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