You know Reno
We should have teamed up years ago
We're two of a kind all right?
Yeah, partners!
Through thick and thin
Night and day
Right or wrong
If you're ever in a jam here I am
If you ever need a pal I'm your gal
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail
I'm your bail
It's friendship friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still lay hot
Lahdle ahdle ahdle dig dig dig
If you're ever down a well ring my bell
If you ever catch on fire send a wire
If you ever lose your teeth
When you're out to dine
Borrow mine
It's friendship friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still lay swell
Lahdle ahdle ahdle hep hep hep
If they ever black your eyes put me wise
If they ever cook your goose plane me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brain
I'll complain
It's friendship friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still lay oke
Lahdle ahdle ahdle goof goof goof
If you ever lose your mind I'll be kind
If you ever lose your shirt I'll be hurt
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half
I won't laugh
It's friendship friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great
If they ever crack your spine drop a line
If they ever cut your throat write a note
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you
Invite me too
It's friendship friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick
Lahdle ahdle ahdle
Quack quack quack
(Gabble)
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still lay hot