[00:06.599] A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
[00:12.600] Will get sand in his face
[00:15.839] When kicked to the ground
[00:19.937] And soon in the gym
[00:23.130] With a determined chin
[00:25.650] The sweat from his pores
[00:29.458] As he works for his cause
[00:35.959] Will make him glisten
[00:38.779] And gleam, and with massage
[00:44.770] And just a little bit of steam
[00:54.092] He'll be pink and quite clean
[00:59.990] He'll be a strong man
[01:04.251] Oh, honey!
[01:06.051] But the wrong man
[01:11.240] He'll eat nutritious, high protein
[01:14.676] And swallow raw eggs
[01:17.485] Try to build up his shoulders
[01:19.900] His chest, arms, and legs
[01:22.896] Such an effort
[01:24.718] If he only knew of my plan
[01:28.004] In just seven days
[01:30.616] I can make you a man
[01:39.219] He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
[01:41.623] Do the snatch, clean, and jerk
[01:44.698] He thinks dynamic tension
[01:47.461] Must be hard work
[01:50.538] Such strenuous living
[01:52.743] I just don't understand
[01:54.997] When in just seven days
[01:58.037] Oh, babyI can make you a man