Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry
How do you do I

See you've met my

Faithfull handyman

He's just a
Little brought down because
When you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania

Let me
Show you around maybe

Play you a sound
You look like you're both
Pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abismal

We can take in an old
Steeve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caugt you at home

Could we use your phone

We're both in a bit of a hurry
Right

We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car

We Don't want to be any worry

Well you got
Caugt with a flat well
How about that

Well babies

Don't you panic

By the light of the night

It will all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic
Mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania

Why Don't you
Stay for the night
Night
Or maybe a bite
Bite
I can show you my favorite
Obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my
Tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania
Hey Hey
I'm just a sweet transvestite sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania

So
Come up to the Lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici pation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not
The symptom