I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day, on Christmas day. I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day in the morning. And what was in those ships all three On Christmas day, on Christmas day? And what...SHUT UP TURDS! ...was in those ships all three On Christmas day in the morning. The Virgin Mary and Christ were there On Christmas day, on Christmas day. The Virgin Mary and...SHUT UP TURDS! Christ were there On Christmas day in the morning. Let us all rejoice amen On Christmas day, on Christmas day. And let..I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! us all rejoice amen On Christmas day in the morning. Shelley is starting to get pissed On Christmas day, on Christmas day. Shelley got up and killed the turds On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!