[00:07.39]Well, I'm stranded in the city that never sleeps
[00:15.29]Some of these women they just give me the creeps
[00:21.54]I'm avoidin' the south side the best I can
[00:28.75]These memories I got, they can strangle a man
[00:35.85]Well, I came ashore in the dead of the night
[00:42.70]Lot of things can get in the way when you're tryin' to do what's right
[00:50.49]You don't understand it, my feelin' for you
[00:56.76]You'd be honest with me if you only knew
[01:04.86]I'm not sorry for nothing I've done
[01:11.49]I'm glad I fought, I only wish we'd won
[01:19.12]The Siamese twins are comin' to town
[01:26.26]People can't wait, they've gathered around
[01:32.96]When I left my home the sky split open wide
[01:40.25]I never wanted to go back there, I'd rather have died
[01:47.94]You don't understand it, my feelin' for you
[01:54.58]You'd be honest with me if only you knew
[02:06.94]My woman got a face like a teddy bear
[02:13.93]She's tossin' a baseball bat in the air
[02:21.28]The meat is so tough you can't cut it with a sword
[02:28.01]I'm crashin' my car trunk first into the board
[02:35.24]They say that my eyes are pretty and my smile is nice
[02:42.36]Well, I'll sell it to ya at a reduced price
[02:50.08]You don't understand it, my feeling for you
[02:56.82]You'd be honest with me if only you knew
[03:08.60]Some things are too terrible to be true
[03:16.02]I won't come here no more if it's botherin' you
[03:23.08]There's a Southern Pacific leaving at 9:45
[03:30.15]I'm havin' a hard time, believin' some people would ever arrive
[03:37.76]I'm stark naked but I don't care
[03:44.23]I'm goin' off into the woods, I'm huntin' bear
[03:52.27]You don't understand it, my feeling for you
[03:58.24]Well, you'd be honest with me if only you knew
[04:11.29]I'm here to create the new imperial empire
[04:18.07]I'm gonna do whatever circumstances require
[04:25.17]I care so much for you, didn't think I could
[04:32.53]I can't tell my heart that you're no good
[04:39.66]Well my parents, they warned me not to risk my years
[04:46.95]And I still got their advice oozing out of my ears
[04:54.67]You don't understand it, my feeling for you
[05:00.83]Well, you'd be honest with me if only you knew