[00:20.90]Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke, 
[00:22.95]You gotta understand, 
[00:24.68]It's just our bringin' up-ke 
[00:26.46]That gets us out of hand. 
[00:28.29]Our mothers all are junkies, 
[00:30.15]Our fathers all are drunks. 
[00:32.04]Golly Moses, natcherly we're punks! 
[00:35.38]
[00:35.71]Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset; 
[00:38.85]We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get. 
[00:42.42]We ain't no delinquents, 
[00:44.38]We're misunderstood. 
[00:46.37]Deep down inside us there is good! 
[00:48.84]There is good! 
[00:49.75]There is good, there is good, 
[00:51.73]There is untapped good! 
[00:53.63]Like inside, the worst of us is good! 
[00:56.30]
[01:03.13]That's a touchin' good story. 
[01:06.27]Lemme tell it to the world! 
[01:07.72]Just tell it to the judge. 
[01:10.01]
[01:14.02]Dear kindly Judge, your Honor, 
[01:18.48]My parents treat me rough. 
[01:20.35]With all their marijuana, 
[01:22.13]They won't give me a puff. 
[01:23.86]They didn't wanna have me, 
[01:25.62]But somehow I was had. 
[01:27.63]Leapin' lizards! That's why I'm so bad! 
[01:31.08]
[01:31.37]Right! 
[01:31.57]Officer Krupke, you're really a square; 
[01:34.72]This boy don't need a judge, he needs an analyst's care! 
[01:38.25]It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed. 
[01:42.23]He's psychologic'ly disturbed! 
[01:44.63]
[01:44.81]I'm disturbed! 
[01:45.70]We're disturbed, we're disturbed, 
[01:47.41]We're the most disturbed, 
[01:49.75]Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed. 
[01:54.48]
[01:58.87]In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. 
[02:05.05]Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived. 
[02:07.87]So take him to a headshrinker. 
[02:09.52]
[02:17.06]My father is a bastard, 
[02:18.43]My ma's an S.O.B. 
[02:20.24]My grandpa's always plastered, 
[02:22.04]My grandma pushes tea. 
[02:24.05]My sister wears a mustache, 
[02:25.77]My brother wears a dress. 
[02:27.74]Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess! 
[02:31.23]
[02:31.56]Yes! Officer Krupke, you're really a slob. 
[02:34.90]This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job. 
[02:38.76]Society's played him a terrible trick, 
[02:42.77]And sociologic'ly he's sick! 
[02:44.98]
[02:45.17]I am sick! 
[02:46.02]We are sick, we are sick, 
[02:47.99]We are sick, sick, sick, 
[02:49.64]Like we're sociologically sick! 
[02:53.60]
[02:58.97]In my opinion, this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease! 
[03:06.75]Hey, I got a social disease! 
[03:09.44]So take him to a social worker! 
[03:10.34]
[03:17.89]Dear kindly social worker, 
[03:20.06]They say go earn a buck. 
[03:21.78]Like be a soda jerker, 
[03:27.70]Which means like be a schumck. 
[03:25.57]It's not I'm anti-social, 
[03:29.67]I'm only anti-work. 
[03:30.02]Gloryosky! That's why I'm a jerk! 
[03:32.87]
[03:33.18]Eek! Officer Krupke, you've done it again. 
[03:36.58]This boy don't need a job, he needs a year in the pen. 
[03:40.29]It ain't just a question of misunderstood; 
[03:44.26]Deep down inside him, he's no good! 
[03:46.65]
[03:46.94]I'm no good!  
[03:47.74]We're no good, we're no good! 
[03:49.77]We're no earthly good, 
[03:51.61]Like the best of us is no damn good! 
[03:54.57] 
[03:57.92]The trouble is he's crazy. 
[03:59.12]The trouble is he drinks. 
[04:00.94]The trouble is he's lazy. 
[04:02.83]The trouble is he stinks. 
[04:04.49]The trouble is he's growing. 
[04:06.47]The trouble is he's grown. 
[04:08.40]
[04:08.78]Krupke, we got troubles of our own! 
[04:12.18]
[04:12.61]Gee, Officer Krupke, 
[04:14.85]We're down on our knees, 
[04:16.88]'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease. 
[04:20.85]Gee, Officer Krupke, 
[04:23.01]What are we to do? 
[04:26.02]Gee, Officer Krupke, 
[04:28.79]Krup you!