[00:04.06]Now I'm a fellow with a heart of gold
[00:05.66]With the ways of a gentleman I've been told
[00:07.54]A kind of a fellow that wouldn't even harm a flea
[00:09.79]
[00:11.14]But if me and a certain character met
[00:13.18]That guy that invented the cigarette
[00:14.79]I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree
[00:17.09]
[00:18.49]That ain't that I don't smoke myself
[00:20.44]And I don't reckon they'll harm your health
[00:22.40]I've smoked 'em all my life and I ain't dead yet
[00:24.44]
[00:26.00]But nicotine slaves are all the same
[00:27.76]At a pettin' party or a poker game
[00:29.55]Everythin's gotta stop when they have that cigarette
[00:32.11]
[00:33.50]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[00:37.54]Puff puff puff
[00:38.69]And if you smoke yourself to death
[00:40.78]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
[00:42.59]That you hate to make him wait
[00:44.43]But you just gotta have another cigarette
[00:47.38]
[01:03.80]Now at a game of chance the other night
[01:05.52]Old Dame Fortune was doin' me right
[01:07.47]Them kings and queens just kept on comin' round
[01:09.98]
[01:11.18]Well I got a full and I bet it high
[01:13.03]But my plug didn't work on a certain guy
[01:14.77]He just kept a risin' and a layin' that money down
[01:17.54]
[01:18.75]He's raise me and I'd raise him
[01:20.55]I sweated blood I had to sink or swim
[01:22.41]He finally called and he couldn't raise the bet
[01:25.11]
[01:26.05]I said \"aces is full pal how about you?\"
[01:28.35]He said \"I'll tell you in a minute or two
[01:30.20]But I just gotta have another cigarette\"
[01:32.26]
[01:33.86]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[01:37.46]Puff puff puff
[01:38.60]And if you smoke yourself to death
[01:41.05]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gateif you puff yourself
[01:42.89]That you hate to make him wait
[01:44.58]But you just gotta have another cigarette
[01:47.50]
[02:04.25]The other night I had a date
[02:05.75]With the cutest little gal in the 48 states
[02:08.10]A highbred up-town fancy little dame
[02:10.22]
[02:11.52]She said she loved me and it seemed to me
[02:13.43]That things were just about like they oughta be
[02:15.43]So hand in hand we strolled down Lover's Lane
[02:17.87]
[02:18.96]She was oh so far from a chunk of ice
[02:20.96]And our smoochin' party was a goin' real nice
[02:22.96]So help me hannah and I think I'd've been there yet
[02:25.30]
[02:26.70]But I give her a hug and a little squeeze
[02:28.60]And she said \"Willie excuse me please
[02:30.54]But I just gotta have another cigarette\"
[02:32.89]
[02:34.33]Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
[02:38.16]Puff puff puff
[02:39.32]And if you smoke yourself to death
[02:41.51]Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
[02:43.31]That you hate to make him wait
[02:45.21]But you just gotta have another cigarette