Who's crazy The husband or wife Who's crazy To live their whole life Believing that somehow Things aren't as bizarre as they are Who's crazy The one who can't cope Or maybe the one who'll still hope The one who sees doctors Or the one who just waits in the car And I was A wild twenty-five And I loved A wife so alive But now I believe I would settle For one who can drive The round blue ones with food But not with the oblong White ones the white ones with the round yellow ones But not the trapezoidal green ones Split the green ones Into thirds with a tiny chisel Use a mortal and pestle to grind My psychopharmacologist and I It's like an odd romance Intense and very intimate We do our dance My psychopharmacologist and I Call it a lover's game He knows my deepest secrets I know his name And though he will Never hold me He'll always take my calls It's truly like he told me Without a little lift The ballerina falls Goodman diana Bipolar depressive with delusional episodes Sixteen-year history of medication Adjustments after one week I've got less anxiety but I have headaches blurry vision And I can't feel my toes So we'll try again and eventually we'll get it right Not a very exact science is it Zoloft and paxil and buspar and xanax Depakote klonopin ambien prozac Ativan calms me when I see the bills These are a few of my favorite pills Oh thank doctor Valium is my favorite color How'd you know Goodman diana second adjustment after three weeks Delusions less frequent but depressive state worse I'm nauseous and I'm constipated Completely lost my appetite and gained six pounds Which you know is just not fair May cause the following Side effects one or more Dizziness drowsiness Sexual dysfunction Headaches and tremors and nightmares and Palpitations Diarrhea constipation Nervous laughter seizures Anxiousness anger Exhaustion insomnia Irritability Nausea vomiting Odd and alarming sexual feelings Oh and one last thing Use may be fatal Use may be fatal Use may be fatal Goodman diana Third adjustment after five weeks reports Continued mild anxiety and some lingering depression I now can't feel my fingers or my toes I sweat profusely for no reason Fortunately I have absolutely no desire for Sex although whether that's the medicine or the marriage Is anybody's guess I'm sure it's the medicine Oh thank you that's very sweet But my husband's waiting In the car Who's crazy The one who's half-gone Or maybe The one who holds on Remembering when she was twenty And brilliant and bold And I was so young And so dumb And now I am old And she was And though he'll never Wicked and wired Hold me The sex was He'll always take Simply inspired My calls Now there's no sex It's truly like She's depressed He told me And me I'm just tired Without a little lift Tired tired tired The ballerina falls Who's crazy My psychopharmacologist The one who's uncured And I Or maybe The one who's endured Together side by side The one who has Without him I'd die Treatments Or the one who just My psychopharmacologist Lives with the pain And I They say love is blind But believe me Love is insane Goodman diana seven weeks I don't feel like myself I mean I don't feel anything Hmpf patient stable