[00:05.76]Better get the
[00:06.33]Xanax cause
[00:06.93]I think I'm in a panic and my brain is really getting fried
[00:10.59]The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner cause the evidence supports my find
[00:15.69]I mention
[00:16.17]German Measles cause my buddy's name is
[00:17.73]Weasel and the only word
[00:18.93]I found to rhyme
[00:20.91]Lately I've been thinking that this ain't my line of business and
[00:23.31]I'm just about to lose my mind
[00:25.80]I gotta tell you that the level of discourse was pretty bad to start with and it's getting worse
[00:30.57]Par for the course
[00:36.06]Houston we have a problem
[00:38.43]And we're running out of time
[00:41.10]Houston we have a problem
[00:43.32]The kids are all out of their minds <i>[2x]
[01:20.28]I wanna tend my garden while my girlfriend wears
[01:22.17]Eve Arden and she bitches that we got no dough
[01:25.41]Phillip's drinking whiskey with a stripper he got frisky picked her up and fell and broke his toe
[01:30.27]My nerves are really shot and
[01:31.50]I've become unmanned
[01:33.00]And now I see
[01:33.60]I'm going pale beneath my tan
[01:59.43]Where's my
[02:00.03]Ativan? [Chorus]