Here they come again, hop scotching up to my door
One by one again, knockety knock knocking upon my floor
Swinging on my gate, they gain entry by the yard
Pulling at my hair they scream, paint your thoughts upon my card
But not tonight 
I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow I'll be watching all the 
Queen's men
A talent contest on 
Monday with my 
Uncle SamWho now takes up all of my time, he gives me things to do'
Cause he's a wonderful man
But I'm sailing across the sea to see my 
Uncle SamI'm sailing across the sea to be with my 
Uncle SamTo be with my 
Uncle SamSilly little sniggers from the women liberators
But I'll stand and hold my post
Polished buttons and erect 
I'll raise the flag
I'll show those women who's the most
But not tonight 
I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow I'll be watching all the 
Queen's men
A talent contest on 
Monday with my 
Uncle SamWho now takes up all of my time, gives me things to do
He's a wonderful man
But I'm sailing across the sea to see my 
Uncle SamI'm sailing across the sea to be with my 
Uncle SamSailing across the sea to see my 
Uncle SamI'm sailing across the sea to be with my 
Uncle SamBut not tonight 
I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow, and tomorrow 
I'll be watching all the 
Queen's men
A talent contest on 
Monday with my 
Uncle SamWho now takes up all of my time, he gives me things to do'
Cause he's a wonderful man
Sailing across the sea to see my 
Uncle SamI'm sailing across the sea to be with my 
Uncle SamI'll go sailing across the sea to see my 
Uncle SamI'm sailing across the sea to be with my 
Uncle SamI'll go sailing across the sea to see my 
Uncle SamI'm sailing across the sea to be with my 
Uncle SamI'm sailing across the sea to see my 
Uncle Sam