[00:02.73]"Write what you know"
[00:03.60]So they say,
[00:04.36]all I know is
[00:05.22]I don't know
[00:05.88]What to write
[00:06.48]Or the right way to write it
[00:07.94]This is big,
[00:08.60]lady, don't screw it up
[00:09.86]This is not some little
[00:10.97]vaudeville I'm reviewing
[00:13.74]Poor little kids
[00:14.90]versus rich greedy sour pusses
[00:16.61]Ha! It's a cinch!
[00:17.61]It could practically write itself--
[00:19.13]And let's pray it does,
[00:20.54]Cause as I may have mentioned
[00:21.74]I have no clue what I'm doing
[00:24.82]Am I insane?
[00:25.88]This is what I've been waiting for
[00:27.48]Well that,
[00:28.08]Plus the screaming of ten angry editors
[00:30.34]A girl? It's a girl!
[00:31.45]How the hell? Is that even legal?
[00:33.06]Look, just go and get her!
[00:35.82]Not only that,
[00:36.92]There's a story behind the story:
[00:38.63]Thousands of children,
[00:39.94]Exploited, invisible
[00:41.30]Speak up, take a stand,
[00:42.63]And there's someone to write about it
[00:44.27]That's how things get better
[00:47.07]Give life's little guys some ink,
[00:50.35]And when it dries
[00:52.35]Just watch what happens
[00:56.42]Those kids will live and breathe right on the page
[01:00.79]And once they're center stage,
[01:03.34]You watch what happens
[01:07.72]And who's there with her camera and her pen
[01:11.68]As boys turn into men
[01:14.39]They'll storm the gates
[01:16.51]And then just watch what happens when they do
[01:25.95]Picture a handsome, heroically charismatic-
[01:28.71]Plain spoken, know nothing, skirt-chasing,
[01:30.81]Cocky little son of a-
[01:32.22]Lie down with dogs
[01:33.43]And you wake up with
[01:34.32]A raise and a promotion
[01:36.94]So, he's a flirt
[01:38.09]A complete ego maniac
[01:39.66]The fact is
[01:40.50]He's also the face of the strike-
[01:42.27]What a face-
[01:42.97]Face the facts,
[01:43.68]That's a face that could save us all from
[01:45.34]Sinking in the ocean
[01:48.01]Like someone said,
[01:49.12]"Power tends to corrupt"
[01:50.59]And absolute power, wait!
[01:52.08]Wait, corrupts!?
[01:52.94]Absolutely, that is genius!
[01:54.34]But give me some time,
[01:55.54]I'll be twice as good as
[01:56.60]That six months from never
[01:59.21]Just look around at the world we're inheriting
[02:01.71]And think of the one we'll create
[02:03.98]Their mistake is they got old,
[02:05.19]That is not a mistake we'll be making
[02:07.29]No sir,
[02:07.65]We'll stay young forever!
[02:10.30]Give those kids and me
[02:12.83]The brand new century
[02:15.58]And watch what happens
[02:19.82]It's David and Goliath,
[02:22.34]Do or die
[02:23.96]The fight is on
[02:25.91]And I can't watch what happens
[02:30.73]But all I know is nothing happens
[02:34.69]If you just give in
[02:37.80]It can't be any worse
[02:40.52]Than how it's been
[02:43.04]And it just so happens
[02:45.81]That we just might win
[02:48.52]So whatever happens!
[02:54.90]Let's begin!