[00:00.00] 作词 : Chelsea Peretti/Allan Grigg
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Chelsea Peretti/Allan Grigg
[00:12.08]How're you gonna show up late
[00:15.86]With a coffee in your hand?
[00:20.82]How're you gonna have me sit and wait
[00:26.18]While you hit the coffee stand?
[00:30.84]How're you gonna waltz in here?
[00:35.91]Iced coffee in hand
[00:40.75]Big smile on your big dumb face
[00:45.94]Zero mention that you're fifteen late
[00:50.59]How're you gonna show up late
[00:54.59]But have a coffee in your hand?
[01:01.01]I'm racking my brain but I don't understand
[01:11.33]You you you you, you were fifteen minutes late
[01:17.66]With wet hair and coffee and a scone
[01:23.49]Seems like you could've skipped one or two
[01:29.57]And I wouldn't have been alone
[01:33.39]Waiting for you, all alone at that
[01:39.89]Said time that we set
[01:41.61]I was here at one on the dot
[01:49.10]You were not
[01:51.11]You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot
[02:00.96]How're you gonna show up late
[02:05.88]With a coffee in your hand?
[02:10.87]How're you gonna have me sit and wait
[02:16.31]While you hit the coffee stand?
[02:20.83]How're you gonna waltz in here?
[02:25.94]Iced coffee in hand
[02:31.35]Big smile on your big dumb face
[02:35.96]Zero mention that you're fifteen late
[02:41.49]I bet you think the song is about you
[02:46.06]But it's about me
[02:51.31]I'm frequently late and walking with coffee
[03:00.54]I ****ing hate myself for that
[03:03.87]But it's who I am
[03:08.62]Maybe I'll do TM like everyone else in LA
[03:12.68]And pay for a mantra "Don't be late"
[03:18.73]"Don't bring a coffee and don't be late"“
[03:23.76]That's my TM mantra, maybe someday
[03:29.07]Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but that's LA
[03:40.92]Seems like meditation should be free
[03:46.77]Maybe that's just me
[03:51.18]That thinks it's a con to make you pay for a mantra