good morning class!
here are ten simple ways
to get rid of a lazy boyfriend?

leave him like he leaves the dishes
stain him like he stains his shirts
ignore him like he ignores the lawn
make him watch you while you flirt
kick him, bite him, slap him, hit him
tie him up, put him in the trunk
drug him, bug him, slug him, mug him
wash your hands
throw him out with the junk
runaway runaway runaway now

put your lipstick on
it's ladies night

kick your manolo blankits high
it's ladies night