[00:02.553](One, two, three, four)
[00:04.387]You know what you are?
[00:08.566]A pizza poser, **** you
[00:12.248]I've never seen you eat a slice
[00:16.205]To you it's just a trend, pizza is my life
[00:26.168](Pizza is my life)
[00:37.683]Thin crust, deep dish, double pepperoni
[00:39.507]Elios-stuffed crust, no anchovies
[00:41.364]Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites, cheesy crust is what I like
[00:43.500]Put it in the oven, we can order delivery
[00:45.615]I don't care, I'm not very picky
[00:47.193]Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky
[00:49.295]Cut it into eight squares or triangles
[00:51.105]All I really want is pizza in me
[01:01.295]Pizza is the greatest food on Earth
[01:21.592]Oh shit
[01:25.016]I got drunk with Papa John
[01:28.975]He snorted ******* with his apron on
[01:32.934]He got too ****ed up for delivery
[01:36.357]It was over thirty minutes so my pizza was free
[01:40.573]Oh!
[01:48.688](P-I-Z-Z-A)
[01:52.356](P-I-Z-Z-A)
[01:58.128]Yo, dude, go get the door, it's the pizza guy
[02:00.276]Ooh, you got any money on this one?
[02:02.619]Yeah, here's a five
[02:06.567]What up, man? Give me that shit.
[02:08.112]Keep the change. Get out of here
[02:10.460]Haha. Yo, hurry, bring that shit over here.
[02:12.546]What'd you put on it? The good stuff?
[02:13.847]Yo, you–you pumped?
[02:14.380]I got the best stuff man. Feast your eyes
[02:18.083]Dude, are you ****ing kidding me?
[02:19.906]Pineapple on the whole ****ing pizza?
[02:22.278]Yeah?
[02:23.334]Are you shitting me?
[02:24.648]No?
[02:25.166]****ing pineapple?! Ruahh
[02:36.429]Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
[02:41.953]You ****ing piece of shit
[02:47.970]Why would you do this to me?
[02:53.784]Dude, chill, you can peel off the pineapple
[02:56.132]No, I'm gonna peel your eyes
[03:05.336]Out of your ****ing skull
[03:14.222]I will extract your blood
[03:17.077]And use it as pizza sauce