Readin' my paper in Ray's Cafe
 The old guy next to me is loud as day
 Rambled and rambled while eatin' his pie
 He dropped his wallet, now it's mine
 Sorry old man, but that's just the way that it is
 Don't bother none
 Won't help at all to worry 'bout it
 Pick up the wallet and slipped outside
 Walked around, walked around, walked around town
 I found my nerve and a good place to hide
 Only to find no cash inside
 Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is
 Don't bother none
 Won't help at all to worry 'bout it.
 I got thirsty, so I went to a bar
 Met a little darlin' with the face of a star
 In the mornin', woke up to find
 She stole my car, along with my heart, yeah yeah
 Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is
 Don't bother none
 Won't help at all to worry 'bout it
 Wish she'd give me back my heart...
 Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is
 Don't bother none
 Won't help at all to worry 'bout it