[00:00.00] 作词 : David McCleary Sheldon
[00:01.00] 作曲 : David McCleary Sheldon
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[00:15.23]I adamantly attack the alphabet
[00:17.19]With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
[00:19.20]I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
[00:21.48]Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics
[00:23.17]But I brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
[00:25.19]Brushin' bubbly all over your booby and booty beef
[00:26.90]Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
[00:29.39]Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
[00:31.32]Crumble chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies
[00:33.28]I'm Crammin' it full of condiments like it's a Calzone
[00:35.19]Delicious! I didn't drive and drink
[00:36.70]Whether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep
[00:38.41]Like an electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned
[00:41.22]Just entered me in the election
[00:42.44]I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis of the erection
[00:45.96]A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
[00:47.92]Five falcons just flew to a fountain and fell in
[00:49.83]Googling, googly-eyed girls to get inside
[00:51.60]Golly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrified
[00:53.36]A hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles me
[00:54.97]And hires Haitian Hank to hand his ho a hysterectomy
[00:56.84]In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
[00:58.49]And hang with Hipster Helen that's the hooker with the huge hips
[01:00.46]I'm ill, I'm Icarus
[01:01.76]I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
[01:03.64]Jumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
[01:06.94]Killin' em like a kid, got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
[01:09.01]Knit a Kimono made of Komodo Dragon skin
[01:10.22]I'm rich like a Klingon that be kicking it at the Kremlin
[01:11.72]But I'm kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian
[01:13.58]Lethal, Literally litter a little limerick
[01:15.25]That be littler than a Leprechaun
[01:16.41]A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
[01:17.98]Makin a metamorphosis until I'm mechanized like Megatron
[01:19.69]Nick Nolte, a nerdy native of Nebraska
[01:21.16]Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
[01:22.66]Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
[01:25.68]Oswalt, Patton pickin' a pocket pluckin a patent
[01:27.04]I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
[01:28.44]I got a question, I gotta quiz ya'
[01:29.55]Let's step on the gas and go quicker
[01:31.31]Really getting ready for the revolution
[01:32.42]Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
[01:34.13]Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin'
[01:35.34]Like a sheet of Sudafed I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse
[01:36.97]Titties on Atilla Tell a teller that'll toe tag
[01:38.33]Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
[01:39.74]Thugs are un-american unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of ugg's
[01:42.46]Vivid and vivaciously venomous with the wicked wombats
[01:43.86]Only walking where women is gettin' xenophobic at the Xanadu
[01:46.21]XOXO
[01:46.80]Yippy-ki-yay
[01:47.16]Yours' Truly Mac
[01:47.77]YES YO!!!
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[01:49.23]Oh shit, I forgot Z
[01:51.03]Zebra