[00:07.199]'Way up in the snow
[00:08.719]Where the scrub oaks grow
[00:10.204]And the coneys and the picas play
[00:13.872]Where the marmots abound
[00:15.421]All a-diggin' in the ground
[00:17.118]And the wind blows cold all day
[00:20.638]There's a little pile a' stones
[00:22.207]On a little pile a' bones
[00:24.106]That's a-what the archaeologists say
[00:27.415]But the folks in Lake City
[00:29.242]Well, they sing a different ditty
[00:30.851]It would like to make your hair turn gray
[00:34.424]Now, it's kind'a hard to find
[00:35.814]But it'll altercate your mind
[00:37.404]If you happen to go the right way
[00:41.245]You take Slumgullion Pass
[00:42.972]And don't stop for no gas
[00:45.063]Until you get yourself to Al's Café
[00:48.141]It was the genuine, original
[00:50.178]Highly pathological
[00:52.251]Finger-lickin' digital café
[00:55.034]It was Al Packer's Legendary
[00:57.472]Coronary Fast-food
[00:59.030]Cannibal Bar and Buffet
[01:02.335]Some dark night
[01:03.659]You gonna see a weird light
[01:05.412]Up on Cannibal Plateau, they say
[01:08.867]It's a scrub oak fire
[01:10.627]Like a funeral pyre
[01:12.308]Old Packer's been a-cookin' all day
[01:15.688]A-when the coyotes howl
[01:17.307]And the cougar's on the prowl
[01:19.119]They ain't lookin' for your customary prey
[01:22.302]Nah, they're waitin' for bones
[01:24.202]In a pile a' hot stones
[01:26.057]At old Al Packer's Café
[01:29.828]Comin' back for more
[01:31.598]Comin' back for more
[01:32.991]Baby, comin' back for more
[01:34.577]Al's Cafe
[01:36.751]Comin' back for more
[01:38.434]Comin' back for more
[01:40.150]Baby, comin' back for more
[01:43.094]When the boys went to get 'im
[01:45.012]Old Al just et 'em
[01:46.710]And he buried all the bones in the clay
[01:50.076]Now you know them fellas
[01:51.735]Wasn't toasted marshmellas
[01:53.512]And they didn't fall asleep in the hay
[01:56.957]But it had been a hard winter
[01:58.601]So he had 'em all for dinner
[02:00.404]And they didn't find their boots until May
[02:03.962]Well, the folks in Lake City
[02:05.481]Showed very little pity
[02:07.215]So they sentenced him to hang next day
[02:10.429]But before they could noose 'im
[02:12.354]Old Al got loose an'
[02:13.869]He's a-lookin' for you, today
[02:17.664]Boohoohaha
[02:21.533]Comin' back for more
[02:22.717]Comin' back for more
[02:24.170]Baby, comin' back for more
[02:25.763]Al's Cafe
[02:27.587]Now 'way up in the snow
[02:29.176]Where the scrub oaks grow
[02:30.881]And the coneys and the picas play
[02:34.308]Where the marmots abound
[02:36.040]All a-diggin' in the ground
[02:37.808]And the wind blows cold all day
[02:41.140]There's a little pile a' stones
[02:42.991]On a little pile a' bones
[02:44.745]That's a-what the archaeologists say
[02:47.998]But the folks in Lake City
[02:49.889]Well, they sing a different ditty
[02:51.547]It would like to make your hair turn gray
[02:55.318]Now, it's kind'a hard to find
[02:56.657]But it'll altercate your mind
[02:58.341]If you happen to go the right way
[03:01.725]You take Slumgullion Pass
[03:03.603]And don't stop for no gas
[03:05.203]Until you get yourself to Al's Café
[03:08.480]It was the genuine, original
[03:10.543]Highly pathological
[03:12.361]Finger-lickin' digital café
[03:15.389]It was Al Packer's Legendary
[03:17.631]Culinary Fast-food
[03:19.381]Cannibal Bar and Buffet
[03:23.029]Some dark night
[03:24.265]You're gonna see a weird light
[03:25.784]Up on Cannibal Plateau, they say Boohoohaha
[03:29.654]It's a scrub oak fire
[03:30.898]Like a funeral pyre
[03:32.725]Old Packer's been a-cookin' all day
[03:36.040]And when the coyotes howl
[03:37.630]And the cougar's on the prowl
[03:39.334]They ain't lookin' for your customary prey Aahoohoohoohoo
[03:43.294]Nah, they're waitin' for bones
[03:44.623]In a pile a' hot stones
[03:46.204]At old Al Packer's Cafe Bleah!