作曲 : James William Clayton/Daniel James Watson
 作词 : James William Clayton
 Language is scary when over-analysed
 Every word that I say seems far too contrived
 What are your intentions? I'm ashamed by mine
 When I'm thinking too much I realise I'm unkind
 Pretend that I'm nicer than I'll ever be
 I'm selfish and deluded, enjoy my hypocrisy
 Complain that I'm bored, when being bored is a privilege
 Act like I'm suffering, there's no suffering in this

 First world problems, they breed in my head
 Ethical contradictions between my actions and what I've said
 I should just shut my mouth as evidence piles against me
 That I am so much worse than I think, exposed as a phoney

 I am shit, I am shit
 Nah nah nuh nuh ****ing dick
 I am shit, I am shit
 Nah nah nuh nuh nuh nuh