作曲 : James William Clayton/Daniel James Watson
 作词 : James William Clayton
 Hands and knees
 Scrubbing dirt off the men's room floor
 The automatic urinal flush comes on
 And I get sprayed in the face

 New thoughtful ways to degrade
 Wheezing and eyes glazed

 I bunk off in a fog of human residue
 To write poetry about how much I hate my job
 "Do you have PPE for self-esteem?"
 "Do you have PPE for self-esteem?"