Alfie (Explicit Version)

Song Alfie (Explicit Version)
Artist Lily Allen
Album Alright, Still (Deluxe)

Lyrics

[00:00.18] Alfie
[00:02.55] Lily Allen
[00:05.14]
[00:08.62] Ooooo deary me,
[00:12.61] My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed,
[00:16.14] I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly quarter past three
[00:20.15] He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
[00:24.14] I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea,
[00:28.08] I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey,
[00:32.13] Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
[00:36.09] My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.
[00:40.29] Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[00:44.03] So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[00:47.96] Now, now there's no need to swear,
[00:51.93] Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
[00:55.56]
[00:56.47] Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
[01:00.34] I just can sit back and watch your life waste away
[01:04.08] You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
[01:08.56] Get off your lazy arse,Alfie please use your brain
[01:12.42] Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray,
[01:16.49] I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
[01:20.22] Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
[01:24.23] When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
[01:28.16]
[01:28.48] Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[01:32.21] So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[01:36.16] Now, now there's no need to swear,
[01:40.00] Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
[01:43.88]
[01:59.79] Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
[02:04.00] I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
[02:08.13] It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
[02:11.96] And look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat.
[02:15.65]
[02:16.25] Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
[02:20.05] So please can you stop pulling my hair.
[02:24.12] Now, now there's no need to swear,
[02:28.01] Please don't despair
[02:32.12] Please don't despair
[02:36.23] Mon frere
[02:39.58]