作词 : Jeremy Tuplin 作曲 : Jeremy Tuplin Consumer of time Little plaything of my mind How could you love somebody else? Daydreams of us flirting in a perfume advert Like the one with Audrey Tatou in Chanel I’m just a figment of my ego’s imagination Must I resign myself to hubris A twisted sense of self-entitlement frustration Mixed with i’ve ever known anybody quite like this I have ignored you Made things up in order to impress you I’ve even started wearing hair gel I pulled your hair And tried my best to fool you that I didn’t care That you’re in love someone else oh Consumer of time Little plaything of my mind How could you love somebody else? I once sought To control my own thoughts But now they’ve turned against me as well Cherry lips What’s this hypnosis with her fingertips It’s either witchcraft or maybe voodoo Is there a list Well strike me off and mark me down as done with this Hey wait don’t tell me you’re in love with her too I knew it I have ignored you I made things to impress you I’ve even started wearing hair gel I pulled your hair And tried my best to fool you that i didn’t care Oh that you’re in love someone else oh Too drunk to speak Half price flowers that don’t last half a week Psychoneurotic tendencies White male Middle class anxieties And shameless projects of vanity A maniacal sleeper, one day they’ll say he should’ve sought help Well how could love anyone else