作曲 : Public Domain
Come on chaps. Drinks all round
We've had a jolly good supper
If a man goes out with the sergeant's wife
He's foolish not to...
Ask the general to tea
And all his family
If he can't come, just tickle his bum
With a stick of celery
Blackpool is the place for me
A-fishing from the rock
I never use my fishing line
I always use my...
Dainty little fingers
So slender and so thin
I can get all five of them
Inside my best girl's...
Pockets are so use
Especially in the stalls
For when you're tired on what's on stage
You can fumble with your...
Money if you got 'em
And if you had some luck
And haven't gone and spent it all
Having a jolly good...
Turkish bath and manicure
To make you look so smart
Remembering in society
Never let a...
Swear word pass you lips
Also refrain from humming
For there are some society folk
Who think it's worse than...
Biting you nails in public
And very loathsome trick
But if you can not suck those nails
Then why not suck those...
Suck the end of a pencil
And chew it all to bits
And therein lies the Sweetshop girl's
Very alluring...
Peppermints to sell
You wait until you suck them.
And if you like the Sweetshop girls
Don't hesitate to...
Come and have a drink with me
This ends this song of mine
I had a date at half past eight
And how it's half past nine.