[00:00.000] 作曲 : Public Domain
[00:01.842]Come on chaps. Drinks all round
[00:03.148]We've had a jolly good supper
[00:05.002]If a man goes out with the sergeant's wife
[00:06.544]He's foolish not to...
[00:07.432]Ask the general to tea
[00:08.790]And all his family
[00:10.619]If he can't come, just tickle his bum
[00:12.029]With a stick of celery
[00:13.910]Blackpool is the place for me
[00:15.347]A-fishing from the rock
[00:17.019]I never use my fishing line
[00:18.534]I always use my...
[00:19.526]Dainty little fingers
[00:20.989]So slender and so thin
[00:22.740]I can get all five of them
[00:24.359]Inside my best girl's...
[00:25.300]Pockets are so use
[00:26.580]Especially in the stalls
[00:28.304]For when you're tired on what's on stage
[00:29.975]You can fumble with your...
[00:30.759]Money if you got 'em
[00:32.222]And if you had some luck
[00:33.815]And haven't gone and spent it all
[00:35.670]Having a jolly good...
[00:36.428]Turkish bath and manicure
[00:37.760]To make you look so smart
[00:39.588]Remembering in society
[00:41.286]Never let a...
[00:42.096]Swear word pass you lips
[00:43.533]Also refrain from humming
[00:45.231]For there are some society folk
[00:46.903]Who think it's worse than...
[00:47.791]Biting you nails in public
[00:49.254]And very loathsome trick
[00:50.952]But if you can not suck those nails
[00:52.545]Then why not suck those...
[00:53.433]Suck the end of a pencil
[00:54.870]And chew it all to bits
[00:56.568]And therein lies the Sweetshop girl's
[00:58.214]Very alluring...
[00:59.102]Peppermints to sell
[01:00.591]You wait until you suck them.
[01:02.211]And if you like the Sweetshop girls
[01:03.882]Don't hesitate to...
[01:04.718]Come and have a drink with me
[01:06.233]This ends this song of mine
[01:07.775]I had a date at half past eight
[01:09.420]And how it's half past nine.