作词 : Anis Ayachi
 作曲 : Anis Ayachi/Moritz Millat
Strap on a condom, strap on a condom
Act but don't ponder, strap on a condom
The lady should remind you to strap on a condom, Lady do u wanna **** or do you
wanna child, huh?
Good afternoon class, sit down your ass
Today we have a idiot that did something bad
He will introduce himself and tell u of his past Gimme dis microphone what the **** is
goin on u brats?
Oh no cussing? I'm doing this shiznit for nothing Kids, they don't pay me to rap quick for
someone
never kiss ass like fags with chapstick, this gust sting
The riff raff is just trash, they laugh when they're bluffing
So don't you fake a smile, your parents make em proud
They wouldn't want you to die off of aids right now That's why u should put this tracks
on your playlist, wow!
All the ladies that twerk come and shake it down
Ladies should know when a man touch your ass
While you’re in the club and you’re dancing up on his lap
Somebody better have a mutha****ing condom stashed
Or your **** might shrink down with somekind of rash!
’’Mista Ayachi have u lost your mind?
You can't smoke weed infront of kids all the time!’’
Smokin weed is bad kids your teacher is right
But you could do far worse than just getting high!
'Hey boys and girls, taking drugs is real cool'
My idol used to be Bizarre before high school
Now I'm high for life, cuz I been trying drugs too
When I'm blazing my brain melt down like a icecube
Smokin pot will get you lost like a deer that’s caught in the headlights
When I take my last toke, I'm dead right
I had a fine lookin lady giving me her head like
BINGBANGBOOM
the condom pop, my juice need room!
Now I’m waiting for the result at the doctors office
He told me I was clean like soap
and I was glad like an adopted orphan
My heartrate dropped as if I’d dropped a mortgage
now another badunkadunkdunk got my **** in storage
So don’t ever have sex before marriage
Unless she got big breasts and love making you sandwiches
Strap on a condom, strap on a condom
Act but don't ponder, strap on a condom
The lady should remind you to strap on a condom, Lady do u wanna **** or do you
wanna child, huh?