Magical Potion (2007 Remaster) - Robert Calvert I've tried every conceivable pill To stop me from getting so ill But when the ship starts to rock n roll I've got to reach for me medical bowl And it would take a magical potion To carry me across the atlantic ocean It's no good you saying it's quicker by air I'd be very much sicker if I went up there I'd like to see America The president and his cadillac car Everything's fine in America But I don't think that I'll get that far 'Cause it would take a magical potion To carry me across the atlantic ocean No good you saying it's quicker by air I'd be sicker if I went up there Everything in america's fine The coca cola and the neon sign Broadway is the place for me Though it's a place that I'll never be I'd like to go to california Put some flowers in my hair I'd like to go to hollywood See the film stars if I only could But it would take a magical potion To carry me across The atlantic ocean No good you saying it's quicker by air I know I'd be sicker by if I went up there