Hodel:Well, somebody has to arrange the matches, Young people can't decide these things themselves. Chava:She might bring someone wonderful---- Hodel:Someone interesting---- Chava:And well off---- Hodel:And important--- Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make me a match, Find me a find,catch me a catch Matchmaker, Matchmaker Look through your book, And make me a perfect match Chava:Matchmaker, Matchmaker, I'll bring the veil, You bring the groom, Slender and pale. Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be, The envy of all I see.Hodel: For Papa,Make him a scholar. Chava:For mama, Make him rich as a king. Chava and Hodel:For me, well, I wouldn't holler If he were as handsome as anything. Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make me a match, Find me a find, Catch me a catch, Night after night in the dark I'm aloneSo find me match, Of my own.(spoken) Tzeitel:Since when are you in a match, Chava? I thought you had your eye on your books.(Hodel chuckles) Tzeitel con't: And you have your eye on the Rabbi's son. Hodel:Well, why not? We have only one Rabbi and he has only one son. Why shouldn't I want the best? Tzeitel:Because you're a girl from a poor family. So whatever Yenta brings, you'll take, right? Of course right!(throws scarf over her head, imitating Yenta)(singing) Hodel, oh Hodel,Have I made a match for you! He's handsome, he's young! Alright, he's 62. But he's a nice man, a good catch, true? True.I promise you'll be happy, And even if you're not, There's more to life than that--- Don't ask me what. Chava, I found him. Won't you be a lucky bride! He's handsome, he's tall, That is from side to side. But he's a nice man, a good catch, right? Right.You heard he has a temper. He'll beat you every night, But only when he's sober, So you'll alright. Did you think you'd get a prince? Well I do the best I can.With no dowry, no money, no family background Be glad you got a man! Chava:Matchmaker, Matchmaker, You know that I'mStill very young. Please, take your time. Hodel:Up to this minute, I misunderstood That I could get stuck for good. Chava and Hodel:Dear Yenta,See that he's gentle Remember,You were also a bride. It's not that I'm sentimental Chava and Hodel and Tzeitel:It's just that I'm terrified! Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Plan me no plans I'm in no rush Maybe I've learned Playing with matches A girl can get burned So,Bring me no ring Groom me no groom Find me no find Catch me no catch Unless he's a matchless match.