作词 : Mark Niedzwiedz 作曲 : Mark Niedzwiedz By accident, I found a room to rent Above a bar they called Little Joe's It was a big old shack, off the beaten track Man, I was tired of the road So I pulled in, and some guy with a toothy grin Said, "I hope you ain't got plans to sleep tonight Cause though the beer is warm, the curtain's frayed and torn The band is gonna rock the house from midnight" At Little Joe's, anything goes Poise like a banshee Well, should hear those cats meow The girls that wait on tables, they sure look like angels It's the bestest and the worstest bar that I know At Little Joe's So what'll it be, if you need some company My name's Little Joe, the lady said Oh she was five foot one, and kept her daddy's gun Underneath a four poster bed (Ha ha, yes she did) Before you kiss her (Better ask first, Mister) Or you'll be pushing daisies up, don't you forget At Little Joe's, anything goes Poise like a banshee Well, should hear those cats meow The girls that wait on tables, they sure look like angels It's the bestest and the worstest bar that I know Is Little Joe's