[00:05.01](唐伯虎)求神求神
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[00:07.89]求親又求求媒人
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[00:10.34]求觀音兼職愛神
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[00:13.06]同小姐妳成為情人
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[00:15.95]芳心即刻過敏
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[00:18.70](秋香)書生真係過份
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[00:21.27]出口得罪我神
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[00:24.09]講笑搵第二個笨
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[00:26.56]妳話成親睇搵鬼襯
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[00:29.21](唐伯虎)哈 小姐妳罵人夠道行
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[00:32.00]書生甘巧不是人
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[00:34.64]畜生突然覺頭暈
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[00:37.28]要等妳充電至有癮
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[00:39.97](秋香)三生真係無幸
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[00:42.58]專登出嚟拜神
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[00:45.23]撞鬼撞著妳
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[00:47.76]話係投胎去冤鬼震
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[00:50.62](唐伯虎)小姐為何笑吟吟
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[00:53.42]當然碰到心上人
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[00:56.12]天仙下凡教壞人
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[00:58.69]睇得我心動腳震震
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[01:01.46](秋香)蠢得好過分
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[01:03.81]妳盞得個恨
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[01:06.22](唐伯虎)嘿 妳話明愿嫁因乜解究變就變咗心
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[01:11.91](秋香)話明係靚女講小志誓愿因乜妳都信
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[01:17.21]明明扮天真
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[01:19.45]妳又實在唔笨
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[01:22.55](唐伯虎)我係夠天真
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[01:25.15]畀妳偷呃拐騙亦係吖緣份
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