[00:01.10]Worried Brown Eyes - Jake Thackray
[00:11.23]She always signs her letters "Worried Brown Eyes"
[00:15.67]The queen of every problem page at seventeen
[00:20.70]Never a week goes by but "Worried Brown Eyes"
[00:25.59]Is hanging out her heartachings in the
[00:28.80]Ladies' weekly magazine
[00:32.93]She has got a boyfriend, name of Dickie
[00:36.13]Who would like to go too far
[00:40.00]You know what Dickies are
[00:44.34]And she is asking, is he honourable
[00:47.06]Or is he just a prancing Don Juan
[00:51.61]But worst of all, she fears
[00:54.40]Could she love a man who picks his ears?
[01:03.68]She always signs her letters "Worried Brown Eyes"
[01:09.08]She says she's got a little mole in a place
[01:12.02]Where nobody's ever seen
[01:14.20]And she asks is it unsightly pretty "Brown Eyes"
[01:19.19]Seeking advice on mole-control
[01:21.64]In the ladies' weekly magazine
[01:26.31]Then of course, there's Dickie, desperate Dickie
[01:29.53]Who is growing very bold
[01:33.35]His hands are so cold
[01:37.56]Well now's your chance oh little "Brown Eyes"
[01:40.24]To be passionate and rash and indiscreet
[01:45.00]Body and soul, go on, give the lad a treat
[01:49.88]Show him your mole
[01:56.98]She always signs her letters "Worried Brown Eyes"
[02:02.97]Revealing every secret of her shy hygiene
[02:07.82]She'd like a bigger bosom, "Worried Brown Eyes"
[02:12.60]Thrashing out her tummy bulge
[02:15.16]In the ladies' weekly magazine
[02:19.58]Dickie's been molesting her and
[02:22.25]Pestering her again
[02:23.71]He tries his luck
[02:26.81]He's running amok
[02:31.21]Every letter's full of tricky Dickie
[02:33.98]But this week I feel there's something new
[02:38.40]He must have made his move
[02:40.77]Something must have happened
[02:42.96]Her handwriting's improved
[02:50.22]Oh spare some kind of prayer for
[02:53.86]"Worried Brown Eyes"
[02:56.71]Queen of every problem page at seventeen
[03:01.45]There's never a week goes by but
[03:03.55]"Worried Brown Eyes"
[03:06.21]Is hanging out her desperations
[03:08.38]In the ladies' weekly magazine
[03:13.46]Would she do it, could she do it, should she?
[03:18.27]Opening up her heartachings so ill-advisedly
[03:23.63]Brown Eyes that nobody's ever seen
[03:27.96]With her Dickie-dido in the
[03:31.43]Ladies' weekly magazine