作曲 : Lynch
Whatever!I went down to the beach and saw 
KikiShe was all like "Ehh"
And I'm like, "Whatever!"
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"
So later I'm, 
I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up
And she's like, "Aww"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"'
Cuz this is my 
United States of whatever
And this is my 
United States of whatever
And this is my 
United States of whatever
And then it's three a.m. and 
I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk!"
I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer 
Leroy comes up and is like"Hey, I thought I told you"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"
And then up comes 
Zafo, I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?"
He's like, "Duh"
I'm like, "That's cool"'
Cuz this is my 
United States of whatever
And this is my 
United States of whatever