作曲 : Candi Carpenter/Skip Black/Kalie Shorr
 I don't really like dating assholes
 But I do it 'cause I have a weird relationship with my dad
 Can I really say I pay my own bills
 If all my credit cards are maxed
 I'm funny when I drink
 And I'm drunk, like, all the time
 'Cause everything's a joke
 Even my own life's a party
 And that's why I'm never at home
 I'll do anything not to be alone
 I feel great, why do you ask?
 Spill champagne and raise my glass
 Pity party like I'm Gatsby
 But people like me 'cause I'm happy
 I hate doing my dishes
 So I drink from the battle and I save some time
 It's only February
 And it's been the longest year of my life
 I'm funny when I'm sad
 And I'd sad, like, all the time
 'Cause everything's a joke
 Even my own life's a party
 And that's why I'm never at home
 I'll do anything not to be alone
 I feel great, why do you ask?
 Spill champagne and raise my glass
 Pity party like I'm Gatsby
 But people like me 'cause I'm happy
 I'm happy
 Is that all there is to a broken heart?
 Lean Cuisines in my shopping cart
 A million friends that I don't know
 With a front-row seat to my shit show
 My life's a party
 And that's why I'm never at home
 I'll do anything not to be alone
 My life's a party
 And that's why I'm never at home
 I'll do anything not to be alone
 I feel great, why do you ask?
 Spill champagne and raise my glass
 Pity party like I'm Gatsby
 But people like me 'cause I'm happy
 When I get up, I get down
 I take my meds and I hit the town
 When I get up, I get down
 I take my meds and I hit the town
 When I get up, I get down
 I take my meds and I hit the town
 And I pity party like I'm Gatsby
 But people like me 'cause I'm happy