作词 : James Robert Newbigging/Matthew David Mchale/Robert William Brander/Oliver Daniel Jameson
作曲 : James Robert Newbigging
Evie, please play that game with your sister
Whoever spots a man walking his dog is the winner
You two stop making a racket
Look now your gloves have fallen out of your jacket
Goodbye Evie, I'll see you tomorrow
Could you please bring back that library book that you borrowed
‘cos it's late and I have to renew it
You know I'll have to pay a fine if you lose it

You've got so many questions that I’ll never answer
And all that I can say...

Is that I'll tell you when you're older
Or I'll insist you go and ask your mother
Yeah that's what I'll do
Because the truth would ruin you
Evie I will

Evie, tell me about Christmas and birthdays
Are you well over the moon or are they really your worst days
Do you like getting two lots of presents?
Is it worth having two lots of parents?
Evie, sell me a whole pound of your love
‘cos there's a hierarchy and I'd like to be high up above
My formerly significant other
You probably know her best as your mother

You've got so many questions that I’ll never answer
And all that I can say...

Is that I'll tell you when you're older
Or I'll insist you go and ask your mother
Yeah that's what I'll do
Because the truth would ruin you
Evie I will

We met when we were young, it started out as fun
It happened so fast
Our parents pushed us in and to avoid the sin
It happened so fast
Things started to decline, I thought that we'd be fine
It happened so fast
To take it out on you, oh what a terrible thing to do
It happened so fast

I'll tell you when you're older
Or I'll insist you go and ask your mother
Yeah that's what I'll do
Because the truth would ruin you
Evie I will
Evie, I will
Oh Evie, I will.